30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Lemon...Lemon...被危险人物劫持:Avery Jessup的故事 (半个人脸的封面模仿总统杀局)What do you think?你觉得如何?Kidnapped bydanger,colon, the avery jessup story,comma,被危险人物劫持 冒号hearts; Avery Jessup的故事 逗号hearts;brought to you with limited commercial interruptions 有限制地插播几次广hearts;告hearts; 特约播出单位:by pride bladder control pads.骄傲牌成人护垫Make every room a bathroom.每个房hearts;间都是卫生间 Really,is that the title?不是吧 这是电影名?cause as the writer, I was thinking of naming it dancing with ophelia-因为作为编剧 我觉得片名应该叫 与Ophelia(哈姆雷特里的人物)共舞dont overthink this. Its a classic love story.别想太过头了 这是个经典爱情故事Boy meets girl. Girl gets kidnapped by asian dictator.男生遇到女生 女生被亚洲独hearts;裁hearts;者挟持Boy makes movie to get girl back.男生拍电影救回女生Girls so grateful she does birthday things to boy. Boy falls asleep.女生感激不尽 为男生做了生日才会做的事 男生睡着了Youre forgetting boy meets girls mother.你忘了说男生遇见女生的妈妈They are creepily attracted toach other.他们很变hearts;态hearts;地被彼此吸引What does that have to do with avery and me?这跟Avery和我有什么关系?Just stick to the story,lemon. Tell it exactly how it happened.紧扣故事 Lemon 完全按照事实叙述If you get this right,gay men will be dressing up like avery for halloween the next 20 years.你要是弄好了 以后20年的万圣节 男同志都会打扮成AveryOkay.好吧Oh,speaking of halloween,are you dressing up this year?哦 说到万圣节 你今年要装扮吗?- Lemon,its march. - Cause Im gonna be mitt rom-mummy.- Lemon 现在才3月 - 因为我要扮成米蓉木乃伊(米蓉泥)I call it. You cant steal it.我先说了 你不能学我- Why wouldnt you be mitt-zombie? - Because Im an idiot!- 你为什么不扮米蓉僵尸? - 因为我是蠢货!Oh,come on,liz. Think for,like,one second before you buy all that gauze.拜托 Liz 买hearts;hearts;那堆纱布之前先好好想想 一秒钟也行啊I didnt want to write a song for the film.我没想给片子写歌hearts;- I wanted to focus on making the film- - What film?- 我想专注于片子拍摄 - 什么片子?The avery tv movie?Avery那个电视电影?But my manager,gary greasy,rangued me to write a song for the film...但我的经理人 Gary Greasy 非要我给片子写首歌hearts;...Oh,no,in her mind,shes already accepting an award for whatever this is.哦不 在她脑子里 她已经在为这玩意儿领奖了I need to thank my co-writers,gary greasy a