30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第七季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Liz 我帮助了许多难以生育的妇女Liz, Ive helped a lot of women who are struggling to conceive.我知道这个过程有多艰辛 因为我自己也经历过I know how trying the process can be,because Ive been through it myself.Carol 他们把你车拖走了Carol, theyre towing your car!靠 我孩子还在里面呢Damn it. My kids are in there.不是吧 怎么会这样?No! How?我大老远跑到韦斯切斯特就为了躲开你I came all the way up to Westchester just to avoid you.这里是韦斯切斯特? 那我迷路了This is Westchester? I am lost.好了 打排卵针...Now, fertility shots...那是你委婉的说法吧?Thats a euphemism, right?不 我丈夫和我是想要怀孩子No, my husband and I are trying to conceive.我给你开孕酮注射吧Im gonna write you a prescription for progesterone injections.那也是雌激素的一种Thats a female hormone.我知道你在想什么 答案是否定的Now, I know what youre thinking, and the answer is no.如果一个男人打孕酮 他的胸不会变大 虽然那样会很棒If a man takes it, he wont grow breasts,although that would be awesome.没钱去妓院吗 那也好No money for the whorehouse? Thats fine.我用扇子挡住胯部时 我直接看地上Ill just look down while hiding my crotch with an oriental fan.注射吗?Injections?注射吗? 当然了 注射Injections? Yeah, injections.您是Leo Spaceman医生吗?Are you Dr. Leo Spaceman?跟我们去华盛顿吧Come with us to Washington.你刚被任命为美国卫生局局长Youve just been named surgeon general of the United States.Leo Spaceman咸鱼大翻身了 蠢货们Hey, thats a series wrap on Leo Spaceman, suckers.再见Bye.我为喜剧狂 第七季 第09集你在吸毒吗?Are you doping?Liz Lemon 毒品会让你的蛋蛋缩水 还会有别的副作用Liz Lemon, that stuff will shrink your testicles,but there are bad side effects as well.我没吸毒 TracyNo, Tracy.虽然这跟你没关系 不过我开始激素治疗了Not that its any of your business,but I am starting fertility treatments.反正我不是女人 我想说啥就能说啥Huh. Now, Im not a woman,so of course I can say whatever I want.感觉这么做很奇怪很不正常啊This seems really weird and unnatural.副作用包括情绪波动 易怒Side effects include mood swings, increased irritability,以及胸部肿胀and swelling of one or more boobs.你找我有什么事啊Can I help you with something?我准备开始拍新电影了 就叫Harriet TubmanYeah.Im about to start shooting my new Harriet tubman movie,我请了Octavia Spencer来演主角... Harriet啥的and I got Octavia Spencer to play the lead...Harriet something.我曾经在一