30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第七季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

你失败了 LizYou failed us, Liz.节目被砍了 我们也都死了You let the show get cancelled,and we all died.不是我的错No, I didnt.It wasnt my fault.我们讨论过做此类梦时 应该扮演牛仔When we talked about this dream, we said we were gonna be cowboys.你的错 你的错 ...Your fault. Your fault. Your fault. Your fault. Your fault. Your... - Aah!醒醒 Liz 醒醒Wake up. Liz, wake up!双胞胎要来了 - 什么?The twins are coming. - What?领养中心Bev刚发了封邮件来Yeah, I just got an email from Bev at the adoption agency.地址是hotjuggsbev2@adoption.GovIts from hotjuggsbev2@adoption.Gov.估计那办公室还有个肥婆叫Bev吧Guess theres another full-figured Bev at the office there.天哪 一月29号hearts;的124次航hearts;班hearts;Oh, my god, flight 124 on January 29th.还有不到五天了 好快Thats in five days. Its happening so fast.他们从哪来 我们都不知道We dont even know where theyre coming from.124次航hearts;班hearts;的小型飞机已离开 休斯顿的乔治·布hearts;什hearts;机场Airbike flight 124 out of Houstons George Bush Airport.不是我的机场 - 别纠结啦 LizIts not my airport! - Let it go, Liz.等下 从休斯顿来 肯定没冬衣呢Wait, if theyre coming from Houston,they wont have winter clothes.要给他们买hearts;hearts;夹克衫和帽子Theyre gonna need jackets and hats.八岁的小孩头有多大呢 我想 大概保龄球那么大吧How big is an eight-year-olds head?Im thinking, like, a bowling ball?保龄球太小了 起码是篮球大小No, bowling balls too small. Its like a basketball.小篮球 你在游乐场玩游戏赢的那种A small basketball that you win at the fair.你说的就是保龄球嘛Youre describing a bowling ball.好啦 孩子们要来了 要去拯救节目 DVR录到98%了Okay, kids coming, show to save,DVR at 98%,可我完全没有看劫后余生的心情but Im just never in the mood to watch treme.首先 我先连补劫后余生Okay, first things first... Ill watch a bunch of tremes.那我去体育用品店 测量球的大小Ill go to the sporting goods store and measure balls.我需要卷尺 去宜家搞定Im gonna need a cloth tape measure. To Ikea!抱歉来晚了 可要能坚持看下去 劫后余生还是不错的Hey, sorry Im late, but treme gets good if you stick with it.TGS没事了吧 你要收回成命了吧So is TGS safe now? Will you uncancel us?Lemon 我不能刚当上CEOLemon, I cant start my tenure as CEO为了帮怪咖朋友 就推hearts;翻hearts;前任的决定by reversing my predecessors decisions in order to help my weird buddy.不过我可以曲线救国But