30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

What?怎么了?Lemon,Im gonna be late for our meeting. I had to get out of my car and walk.Lemon 开会我要迟到了 我必须下车走过去Fifth avenue is closed for a joint pain walkathon.第五大道因为步行马拉松被封锁了Its only four blocks but they are so slow.虽然只有四个街区 但他们太慢了Im running late,too. My subway ride was the standard amazingness.我也迟到了 地铁还是老样子No,thats not how it works. Let people off first,otherwise不能那样 先下后上 否则...The trains going express for no reason.列车即将行驶Next stop,one millionth street and central park jogger memorial highway.下一站 百万大街 中hearts;央hearts;公园 漫步者纪念公路Am I the last one in this city still following the rules of being a person?我是这城市最后一个 遵守做人原则的人吗?You know what,new york is overrated.你知道吗 纽约被世人高估了three bucks,two bags,one me三块钱 两个包 一个我say,where does a young prostitute get started in this town?说 在这座城市一个年轻的 失足少女该从何开始?Overrated? Lemon,we live in the world capital of culture,被高估? Lemon 我们住在世界之都finance and king kong attacks.文化金融中心 还遭到金刚攻击呢New york is a testament to mans greatness.纽约是人类杰出文明的见证No,new york is a testament to mans selfishness.不 纽约见证的恰恰是人类的自私I quote,she is a thug in a cocktail dress.Alex McCord说过 (纽约娇妻 美国真人秀里一角色) Alex mccord,real housewives of new york.她就是个穿着燕尾服的流氓Give me your wallet.把钱包交给我Now,technically that was about luann being a bitch at sonias art show.话说回来 那也是因为 Luann要在Soina的艺术展上犯贱But...但是...Hey,you never let me talk about hwives this long.你从来忍hearts;受不了我提这个话题这么久的Lets just get this over with.你速抢速决吧Okay,well,I dont know if sonjas ever gonna finish that toaster oven cookbook, 好吧 我不知道Sonja是否完成了烤箱食谱but if she does,I am gonna buy it.但如果她完成了 我就去买hearts;hearts;Ugh,I can actually feel myself getting sick.我真觉得我要病了Am I the only person who saw obamas press conference on how to sneeze?只有我一人看过在新闻发布会上 奥巴马是如何打喷嚏的吗?Miss lemon,the nbc gym sent this up for you.Lemon女士 NBC健身房hearts;给你的Oh,what is that smell?!什么味儿?!Its my gym bag,pete. Women do sweat. 是我的健身包 女人也流汗的The gym said the odor was attracting bugs健身房hearts;说气味招来了臭虫that were attracting b