30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Tracy,Jenna.Tracy JennaWe all know what happen when you hosted the St. Patricks day parade three years ago.我们都知道3年前你们主持 圣帕特里克节游hearts;行hearts;是什么情况Wake up,mother.醒醒 X你妈And when you hosted two years ago.还有2年前主持那次Die,demon!去死吧 恶魔!Why didnt you ever call me back?你为什么不回我电hearts;话hearts;?Unfortunately,unless Harrys law really took off this week and no one told me,不幸的是 除非没人通知我 鞋店事务所那剧这周火起来you two are the biggest stars at the network.你们俩还是我们台最大牌的明星But this year,everything you say will be scripted and on prompter.但今年 你们说的每个字都会提前写好 打在提词器上Do not deviate from the script.不许在剧本外临场发挥Jack,Tracy and I are total pros.Jack 我和Tracy都是专业人士On television,and when it comes to the assisted suicide debate.在电视方面 还有关于协助自杀的辩论方面Secret handshake,my baloney.偷偷握个手 小香肠 (Baloney和Jenna Maroney谐音)Hazel,I wont be here tomorrow,so...Hazel 我明天不会过来 所以…I wanted to give you this.我想给你这个Its the tail I had until I was 16.这是我16岁以前的尾巴Well,dont worry about the parade. Ill take care of Tracy and Jenna like theyre my own children.别担心游hearts;行hearts;的事 我会把Tracy和Jenna 当做自己的孩子照顾Which is a bad example, because I left my kids at a sears in 2004.这不是个好例子 因为我2004年把自己的孩子丢在钟表店了Oh,I told you about Mr. Jordans allergies,right?我跟你说过Jordan先生过敏的东西了吧?Yes,Kenneth. Hes only allergic to allergy medication.是的 Kenneth 他只对抗过敏药物过敏But he loves it.但他很爱这玩意儿- And Ms. Mulroneys... - Kenneth,let go.- 还有Maroney小姐 - Kenneth 别管了This is my rodeo now.这片竞技场现在属于我了Well,not literally,of course.当然不是字面上的竞技场The U.S. Rodeo Association does not lift lifetime bans.美国竞技协会不会解除终身禁赛的决定So are you gonna work through St. Patricks day?圣帕特里克节你要工作?Dont you want to celebrate Irelands great accomplishments,你不想庆祝爱尔兰的伟大成就么like Michael Lohan and vomiting into a bagpipe?比如Michael Lohan(Lindsay Lohan的爹) 还有往风笛里呕吐?Wow,Lemon,so I take it you will not be wearing green tomorrow.哇 Lemon 看来你明天不会穿绿色了 (通常圣帕特里克节大家都穿绿色)I will be wearing headtotoe orange,in honor of protestant William of Orange,我会从头到脚穿橙色的 纪念新教hearts;徒hearts;奥兰治(橙