30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Why did I just receive these viewer essays on the subject why I love tgs?我怎么收到 观众就为何喜爱TGS写的征文- please tell me its not- the annual tgs viewer walk-on contest.- 拜托这千万别是 - TGS年度观众跑龙套大赛Its great promotion,lemon.这是不错的宣传 LemonWe found that if someone is actually on nbc,theyre 4% more likely to watch it.我们发现如果某人上了NBC荧屏 就会多4%的可能观看节目Really?Were doing this again?After what happened last year?是吗? 去年弄成那样今年又来这套?- Gassy patsy,you cant eat - Keep the white house white.- 放屁虫 你不能吃 - 让白宫保持白净You know who enters these walk-on contests?Weirdos.知道谁参加龙套大赛不? 怪胎Read the essays,lemon.Its not going to kill you.读读文章吧 Lemon 看看又不会死Oh,really?cause this one is typed on the inside of a bloody halter top.是么? 这篇还印在 一件血淋淋的露背胸衣上呢Just pick one.And while youre at it,which one of these ties do you prefer?挑一篇看吧 既然来了 看看喜欢那条领带呗?I thought you said a man should never wear pastel unless hes a black guy on easter.你不是说除了复活节的黑人 男人绝不能戴粉色系么usually,but Im going on the today show to talk about avery,话是这么说 但我要上今日秀谈谈Averyand I need to tone down my natural aura of strength and sexual dominance.强势和雄风得削弱点儿Which wasnt going to happen with the tie I was going to wear.本打算戴上的领带可帮不上忙Oh,my.哎哟喂So,uh,what is the news with avery?Avery有什么消息?Uh,there isnt any,and thats the problem.没什么消息 这才是问题关键啊The u.n.Is useless,the state department is full of democrats,联hearts;合hearts;国hearts;无能 国hearts;务hearts;院hearts;全是民hearts;主hearts;党and as it turns out,amnesty international is nothing but a company that makes and sells candles.然后国hearts;际hearts;特hearts;赦hearts;组织只不过是个 制hearts;造hearts;销hearts;售hearts;蜡烛的公hearts;司hearts;That explains all the vigils.That is a good scam.难怪喜欢守夜来着 这骗局真绝Its been a year,and the media have moved on.都一年了 众媒体已经放弃了Media is a plural noun.Put this tie on.只有一家媒体才对 戴这条吧I have to find a way to get averys story back on the front page.我得想办法把Avery的事情拉回头版Fortunately,I run a network with a news division,很幸运 哥管着一家有新闻部门的电视台and I will do whatever it takes to keep averys plight in the pub