30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Jack,Ive got a huge problem.Jack 有个大hearts;麻hearts;烦The tgs sweatshirts were supposed to say tgs season six,yuck,TGS套头衫上面该印 TGS第六季 哎呀which is a catch-phrase from a pretty great sketch.这是我们一个段子的招牌语Yuck!哎呀!But they got misprinted and now they say,tgs season six,duck!结果印错了 变成TGS第六季 啊鸭and thats a seanso five catchphrase.这是第五季的招牌语啊Duck!?啊鸭!?Lemon,that is not a real problem.Lemon 这哪算麻烦A real problem is losing your giant scissors right before a ribbon-cutting for a couch factory.真正的麻烦是在沙发厂剪彩前 把巨型剪刀弄丢了I just... Had them.刚刚还在啊Oh,thank god.感谢上帝I thought Id lost them.还以为掉了Today... I want everything to be perfect.今天不能有任何岔子Im opening a factory.我有个新厂开业And factories provide three things this country desperately needs:工厂会带来我国急需的三样东西jobs,pride,and material for bruce springsteen songs.工作 骄傲 还有Bruce Springsteen的创作素材Great,so we solved your problem,那好 你的问题是解决了but now Ive gotta wear last years sweatshirt to my cousins wedding.我只有穿着去年的套头衫 去参加表亲的婚礼了Oh,Im so tired.累死姐了I was out all last night with my new rock star boyfriend.昨晚和新摇滚男友嗨了一晚上Oh,I listened to rock and roll music once,我听过一次摇滚but I stopped before I started worshipping the devil.但在我开始崇拜恶魔前立马打住了The song went,mr.Sandma,then I shut it off.那歌hearts;唱到 沙人先生… 我立马就关了(Pat Ballard的歌hearts; 沙人是传说中的梦魔)- Morning,jenna. - Oh,thanks. Dating a musician is amazing.- 早上好 Jenna - 谢谢 跟音乐人拍拖感觉太棒了This sexual walkabout Im on is really opening me up to new experiences.我的性放逐给我带来了 好多全新的体验Whats new? Youve been with tons of musicians.有啥好新的 你搞过的音乐人多的去了Back in chicago,I walked in on you with the guy from blues traveler.以前在芝加哥 你和Blues Traveler乐队 那位在房hearts;间热血还被我撞见过He still had his harmonica thing on.他手风琴都还没取呢 (此人一般把一排手风琴挂脖子上)Sure,Ive dated musicians before.我以前是搞过不少音乐人But Ive never sexually manipulated one into leaving his band for me.但我还没有勾引到一个人 为了我而离开乐队Like yoko ono and the beatles,or lance drake mandrell and wilson phillips.就像小野洋子和披头士或者Lance Drake Mandrell和Wilson Phillips(上次演Jack弟弟那个演员真人确实在和WP成员约会