30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第七季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

什么 等下 你叫Jack Donaghy吗?What?Hold on. Your name is Jack Donaghy?好滑稽呀Thats hilarious.你再说一遍 你上司在哪?I bet your pardon.Where is your supervisor?你俩说话方式也好像Oh, you sound just like him.试试这句 别用这个口气和我说话 知道我是谁嘛Now say, dont talk to me like that.Dont you know who I am?我才不说 你刚说得好恶心I will not say that because you just ruined it.我是Jack DonaghyJack Donaghy.麻烦告诉我 什么如此好笑What, pray tell, is so funny?我让你笑个够Ill give you something to laugh about.不敢相信他说出来了I cant believe he said it.谷歌hearts;下Jack Donaghy和黑人笑料Gabe, Google: Jack Donaghy and black laughter.等等 你是Jack DonaghyHold up.Youre Jack Donaghy.为何我瞬息成了黑人的笑柄了Why am I suddenly an object of derision in your community?我可是支持NBC种族多元化的Ive championed diversity on NBC.橄榄球时段已是黑人天下了 对吧?I mean, weve got football.Thats pretty black, right?我笑是因为在Tracy Jordan的电影 Phatso姨妈里 坏蛋名字就叫Jack DonaghyIm laughing because Jack Donaghy is the bad guy from Tracy Jordans aunt Phatso movie.可你不能把它关闭But you cant shut us down.两天后就是奖金为两万五美刀饶舌大奖赛The $25,000 rap competition is in two days.除非两天内你要拿出两万五Well, unless you can come up with $25,000 in just two days,否则我就将社区中心变成废墟Im turning this community center into of my garbage dumps.该死的Jack DonaghyOoh, damn you, Jack Donaghy.我为喜剧狂 第七季 第06集好尴尬 今天我凑巧穿了踢踏舞鞋Aah, this is so embarrassing.I accidentally wore my tap shoes today.算了 不妨先做动作Well, might as well do my act.想象下我正穿着小内内Now imagine Im wearing underwear.Hazel 上次你试镜时我说什么了Hazel, whatd I tell you last time you tried to audition for me?谁在那 请别伤害我 保险箱在我小孩房hearts;里Aah, whos there? Please dont hurt me.The safes in my childrens room.你别想上节目Youre not getting on the show.太糟了 Hazel 好像大家都发现你的疯狂了Too bad, Hazel.Look like everyones onto your crazy now.你为什么不像个女司机 自己消失呢Why dont you make like a woman driver and get lost?因为我宁愿像个未曾谋面的父亲 赖在这里Cause Id rather make like the father I never had and stay.Jenna 不用担心我Well, dont worry about me, Jenna.我已经拉拢足够需要的人了Ive got everyone I need on my side.谁 Kenneth吗Who, Kenneth?他知道像你这种人...The things he knows