Bad Santa《圣诞坏公公（2003）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Hey, can I get another drink down here?嗨 我可以再来一杯吗?WILLIE: Ive been to prison once.我曾经蹲过一次监狱Ive been married twice.我曾经结过两次婚I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live林顿·约翰逊还招我入伍in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.在他妈的墨西哥莫名其妙的呆了两年半Ive had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out,眼睛被人打了 还丢了一个肾and I got a bone chip in my ankle thats never gonna heal.脚踝里断了根骨头 永远不会好了Ive seen some pretty shitty situations in my life.我碰到过许多人生的黑暗But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.但是没有比这次更糟糕的If Id known I was gonna have to put up with screaming brats如果早知道要忍hearts;受这些吵闹的小家伙pissing on my lap for 30 days out of the year,一年里要烦我整整30天I would have killed myself a long time ago.我早就自杀了Come to think of it, I still might.想想吧 我可能还是会的Where I come from, we didnt celebrate Christmas.我的家乡从不庆祝圣诞节Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad不是因为我们是犹太人 因为我父亲was a worthless-coward fucking asshole whose idea of a present是个懦弱无用的混hearts;蛋hearts; 他给我的礼物was a daily punch to the back of the head.无非是每天揍我后脑勺He did teach me how to crack a safe, though.虽然他也教过我怎么撬保险箱My dad never did shit with his life, so he took it out on me.我父亲的生活一团糟 所以总是朝我发泄You could say Im no different. Id have to say you were right.你可能会说我也一样 我想你没错But at this point, its too late to start over.只是此刻重新开始已经太迟了Funny how things work out.世界真奇妙Its fucking hilarious.太他妈的有趣了Theres Santa Claus. Look there.圣诞老人在那里 看呀Wow.噢!Oh, my. What a darling photo.哦 这照片太棒了Are you certain you only want the single?你真的只要一张吗?Additional photos come in handy as gifts for Grandma and Grandpa多印两张是给祖父祖母最好的礼物or as a wonderful remembrance for friends.或者给朋友留作纪念Gee. You know what?嗯 你知道吗?This one, I think its more than enough.这张已经足够了Thanks. Merry Christmas.谢谢 圣诞快乐So, what do you want, little girl?你要什么 小姑娘?A drum set.一套爵士鼓Oh, the old man will love that.哦 真是不错Okay. Fine. See you later.好的 待会见I saw you at another mall.我在另外一个商场里见过你Well, Im very happy for you.嗯