Dinner for Schmucks《笨人晚宴（2010）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

笨人晚宴可怜的杰克森Poor Jacobson.订书机他也拿 太可怜了He took his stapler? How pitiful is that?你得给他 他专门回来一趟Still, you got to hand it to him... he went for it.这是他最大的失误That was his big mistake.绝对不要当出头鸟Always stay in the middle of the pack.枪打出头鸟Its the frontrunners who fall off the cliff.至少他还到过七楼[七楼是高管层]At least Jacobson made it up on the seventh floor.那层漫布卷心菜的味道It smells like cabbage on this floor.那是梦想破灭的气息Thats the smell of dead dreams.我晚上去夜店时有人说I go to the clubs at night and people are like,谁穿着凉拌卷心菜啊Hey, whos wearing the coleslaw?你知道一身卷心菜味Do you know how hard it is和别人上hearts;床hearts;有多困难吗to get laid when you smell like coleslaw?不难 但是不爽Not hard, but still.他的办公室真不错 会花落谁手呢He had a pretty sweet office, I wonder whos gonna get it?你竟然在惦记他的办公室You wonder whos gonna get his office?天哪 乔什 你厚道点行吗Jesus, Josh, why dont you show a little class?那哥们刚被炒了The guy just got fired.-我想要他那间办公室 -我挺你 蒂姆- Im gonna get that office. - Youd better, Tim.你需要那个职位You need that job.你那豪车和高级公hearts;寓hearts;With that car youre driving and that apartment?你可不堪重负了Youre overextended.这种机会可不是天天有的These opportunities dont come along all the time.机遇之窗正向你敞开 你若是犹豫不决 砰Right now, the windows open and if you hesitate, bam!就会沦为我的助理 助理的助理Youre gonna be my assistant. Assistant to an assistant.你不能再被贬职了 已经很糟糕了 蒂姆You cant go lower. Its a shitty job, Tim.这样朱莉还会嫁给你吗Do you think Julies gonna marry you then?别搞砸了Dont mess this up.-真振奋人心 -好了 哥们向前冲- Good pep talk. - All right. Go, team!买hearts;hearts;下那工厂就为了关门大吉The whole reason we bought the plant was to shut the factory,遣散工人 变卖hearts;hearts;设备吗shed the workforce and sell the equipment.但现在整个厂都被低强度辐射污染了But now, its all contaminated with low-level radiation.没人愿意靠近 Nobody wants to touch it.美国人对辐射太敏感了Americans are so uptight about radiation.确实They are.但是俄hearts;罗hearts;斯hearts;人But the Russians are a就不那么敏感了[暗讽切尔诺贝利核泄漏]little less particular about this sort of thing.不错 找两个人去竞价 把价格炒上去I like it. Get two bids. Dri