Welcome to the Rileys《欢迎来到利雷家（2010）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

欢迎来到赖利家喂 赖利 还玩不玩了Hey, Riley, you in or you out?那个泡菜机的笑话是什么来着What pickle-slicer joke?有个在泡菜厂工作的伙计Guy who works at a pic kle factory回家告诉他老婆他被炒了goes home and tells his wife he got fired因为他把自己的小hearts;弟hearts;弟hearts;卡在切片机了cause he stuck his dick in a pickle-slicer... that one.她老婆说 天啊His wife says, oh, my God.你怎么会把小hearts;弟hearts;弟hearts;卡在切片机里You stuck your dick in a pickle-slicer?你还好吗 然后他回答Are you all right? And he answers back回答什么我不太记得了It was something and rest part I cant remember-笑点呢 -她问他你没事吧 他说- the funny part. - She asks him if hes all right and he says,还不算太糟 他们把她也给炒了Its not so bad, they fired her, too.对 就是这样There you go. Thats it.真hearts;他hearts;妈hearts;搞笑Pretty dumb-ass joke.饼屋今晚手气如何Howd you do tonight?没输也没赢Broke even...允许有1000左右的误差吗Give or take a grand?又输了吧Lost again, huh?-谁说我输了 -没输没赢就是输了- Who says Ive lost? - Broke even Means you lost.-如果说还行 就表示赢了 -谁说的- I did all right means you won. - Who said so?我说的Me.让你扫兴了I got you down cold.这提醒了我永远都不要和你打扑克Remind me never to play poker with you.如果你问我 我认为这是浪费钱Its a waste of money if you ask me.我从来都不问你Well, I never do ask you.但你却不停地告诉我But that hasnt stopped you from telling me that每周四晚上最后的 那个every Thursday night for the last..What?喂 薇薇安Hey, Vivian!四年了Four years.-给你 -谢谢- There you go. - Thank you.四年又怎么了Four years?你厌倦我了吗Am I boring you?没有 女士 你厌倦我了吗No, maam. Am I boring you?暂时还没Not yet.真是个华夫男[他正在吃华夫饼]Waffle Man.我月底要去新奥尔良I got this convention to go to in New Orleans开个会at the end of the month.要不要跟我一起去Why dont you come along?-别这样 -怎么了- Dont do that. - What.-这么突然 -我们会玩的开心的- Be unpredictable. - Well have fun.就我们俩 跟我一起去吧Just the two of us. Why not?我说真的I mean it.-我连行李箱都没有 -我会给你买hearts;hearts;的- I dont even have a suitcase. - Ill buy you a suitcase.请我到坎特贝瑞吃一顿怎么样How about you buy me dinner at the Kantarbari?我喜欢他们家的菠菜色拉I like their spinach salad.你过生日宁愿只吃菠菜色拉All you want for your birthday is a spinach salad.也要放弃去新奥尔良的机会吗When yo