Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

早上好 伊兹Good morning, Izzy.克丽丝 你好吗Hey, Cris. How are you?我要写两份宣誓书 一份取证Well, I have two affidavits to write, a deposition,我的车需要刹车and my car needs brakes.说好就行了 我不想听其它内容Just say fine. That was all I was looking for. Oh.是的 我也很高兴见到你Yes! It was good to see you, too!我知道 我也迫不及待I know! I cant wait, either!再见Bye!我讨厌那个愚蠢的胡安妮塔·卡纳莱斯I hate that stupid Juanita Canales.她好虚伪She is so phony.她当面说一套Mm, she saying something to someones face背后又说一套吗and then another behind their back?我讨厌这样的人I hate people like that.她邀请我们这周末参加她孙女的成人礼She invited us to her granddaughters quinceanera this weekend.她等到最后一刻才说She waited till the last minute这样我没时间准备so I would have no time to prepare.准备什么 又不是你的成人礼Prepare? Its not your quinceanera.你早八百年前就变成女人了I mean, you became a woman hundreds of years ago.她想显摆She wants to show off.但游戏要两个人玩But two can play at that game.丹妮拉 过来Daniela, get in here!妈 你为什么总是要大叫Ama, why do you have to yell all the time?我不是宠物 Im not a pet.替她说一句 你的确来了Mm, in her defense, you did come.胡安妮塔·卡纳莱斯邀请我们参加爱丽卡的成人礼Juanita Canales has invited us to Ericas quinceanera.我们这家人要穿得漂亮去示hearts;威hearts;And this family needs to dress to impress.你和费利克斯去准备紧身衣显摆下身材So, get something tight for you and Felix to show this off, huh?他们的衣服全是紧身的All they have are tight clothes.我的也是 不过原因不同Me, too, but for different reasons.这不好笑Hey. Not funny.-克丽丝苔娜 -别想- Oh, and Cristela -- - eh, forget it.我不去Im not going. No.你总是利用这种机会You always use these as opportunities安排我去相亲 不to try to set me up with men. No.我没有这样做I dont do that.你跟一男的说奉送嫁妆You offered a guy a dowry for me.但还是没人要你And still no one wanted you.但这次But this time,你要让同事乔什陪你一起去you are gonna bring Josh from work as your date.接招吧 胡安妮塔·卡纳莱斯Hmm. Take that, Juanita Canales.我女儿有个白人男友My daughter has a white boyfriend.他不是我男友Hes not my boyfriend.但他是白人 这就够了No, but hes white, and thats all that matters.为什么这个这么重要Why is that so important?因为带白人男友表示Because bringing a white boyfriend shows就像《杰弗逊