30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第七季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我不想看I dont want to look.看嘛 没坏处的Hey, come on. This is a win-win.如果是阳性 那很好 我们要有孩子了If its positive, awesome. Were having a baby.我想叫他FrisbeeI want to name it frisbee.如果是阴性 那也行If its negative, awesome.我们就用不着为 Frisbee这个名字吵架了Were not going to fight about the name frisbee,早餐我们就吃肉汁薯条 因为我们很伤心and we get disco fries for breakfast, cause were sad.我打赌是我的原因I bet its me.多年来我一直想要上美国搞笑家庭录像All those years trying to get on americas funniest home videos.太不公平了 就那人那样也能有小孩Its just not fair.I mean, that guy gets a baby?白hearts;痴hearts;才会给小孩喝橘子汽水What kind of idiot gives a little kid orange soda?嘿 傻瓜 - 嘿 Dennis 兄弟Hey, dummies.- Hey, Dennis. Hey, buddy.你怎么会有小孩的 这是个骗局吧Why do you have a baby? Is this a scam?我才不用设局呢I dont need any scams.我开了家新公hearts;司hearts;卖hearts;hearts;自杀保险 生意很红火I got a brand new business selling suicide insurance,and its going great.这个小孩 是我的养子And this baby? This is my adopted son.很明显他会成为一名运动员Obviously hes going to be an athlete,所以我只要存够上一年大学的钱so I only gotta save up for, like, one year of college.等等 他们居然让你领养孩子了Wait, they let you adopt a baby?如果你说的他们 是指那些人或别的人If by they, you mean those guys or whatever,对 他们让我和我老婆领养了个孩子yeah, they let me and my wife adopt a baby.你记得Megan Duffy吗?You remember Megan Duffy?娘家姓Duffy 但愿不是近亲Maiden name Duffy...Hopefully no relation.我认得你俩 我们搞过4P吗?I recognize you two. Did we have a four-way?没有 还记得圣帕特里克节吗 亲爱的? - 等会儿 是今天吗?No, St. Paddys day, remember, honey?- Wait, it is?我们决定领养孩子 因为Megan现在的工作Yeah, we decided to adopt cause Megans real career orientated right now,不能让她的胸缩水didnt want to wreck her boobs.几个月以后 我们就有了Black DennisCouple months later, boom. We got black Dennis.他的名字是Black Dennis? 这是种族歧视His name is black Dennis? That is racist.是哦 Liz 种族歧视的人养了个黑人儿子Yeah, right, Liz.The guy with the black son is racist.再见了 傻瓜 21世纪新家庭来了Later days, dummies.21st century family coming through.这就是另类家庭This is the new normal.我为喜剧狂 第七季 第07集Tray 这些电影剧本你看了吗?Tray, have you read any of these movie scripts yet?我看了个剧本