30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第七季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

第12-13集Lemon Chros一家子 别迟到了Lemon-Chros family, lets not be late.Janet 鞋袜穿好Janet, shoes and socks. Okay, let go of the comic book.好啦 漫画先放一放 我给你穿衣服呢Im trying to get your jacket on.Criss 你的鞋袜呢Criss, shoes and socks!出发了 出发了Lets go, lets go.不喜欢吃也别落下No, dont forget these just cause you hate em.好啦 走了All right.Bye.过得愉快 在家好好享受Have a good day. Have fun at home!纽约妈妈想在上西区买hearts;hearts;女童单车 有好店推荐吗? 女儿八岁了Any recommendations for the best place to buy a girls bike on the upper West Side? Shes eight.抱歉... 什么叫女孩的单车 像是女孩医生吗?Im sorry... Whats a girls bike?Is that like a girl doctor?滚回沙特去 独hearts;裁hearts;者Go back to Saudi Arabia, Hitler!你要买hearts;hearts;单车却不买hearts;hearts;头盔吗?Youre buying a bike but not a helmet?小孩的大脑可是在头部哦The head is where the childs brain is.你怎么这么没文化 比希hearts;特hearts;勒hearts;还独hearts;裁hearts;Why dont you get educated, double Hitler?我是要买hearts;hearts;头盔的I was gonna buy a helmet.头盔会妨碍大脑发育Helmets inhibit brain development.你最好给小孩打疫苗You might as well give your darling child vaccines,据研究疫苗会导致同性恋which studies show cause homosexuality.那又如何 我两岁的小孩已经很基了So what? My two-year-old is super gay,但我们给他的爱更多 毕竟他不会强hearts;奸hearts;别人and we love him more than a straight child because he doesnt rape!先生们 昨天我把Kabletown的客服 移到印度没电hearts;话hearts;的地方去了Gentlemen, yesterday I moved Kabletowns customer service to a part of India that has no phones.现在消费者即使不付钱 也能享受同等服务待遇Were now providing the same level of service to our subscribers at zero the cost.这是六西格玛质量管理法的比例图The is a Six Sigma wheel of domination.是我以前在G.E.时用的激励手段Its a motivational tool I used back at G.E.,它会替代Kabletown的意大利面里的小猫图and it will be replacing Kabletowns kitten in spaghetti.这图一旦填满 我们公hearts;司hearts;将是最完美的Once this circle is completely filled in, we will be a perfect company.我们就能有更美更傻的老婆了...And then well be able to get even better trophy wives...有一半亚洲血统的Half-Asian ones!这里是Jack Donaghy办公室Jack Donaghys office.你不能进去You cant go in there.忘说了 我曾经半夜来找JackI never told you this, but I