《死侍2：我爱我家（2018）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

罗根 去你hearts;妈hearts;的hearts;金刚狼 Fuck Wolverine. 首先 他也给自己的电影评R级 First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. 然后这个长毛混hearts;蛋hearts;竟然靠挂掉赚了一堆流量 Then the hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. 混hearts;蛋hearts; What a dick. 你猜怎么着 狼哥 Well, guess what, Wolvie? 这部我也要死 Im dying in this one, too. 香港 要想明白我为什么在 To understand why I took a cat-nap 1200加仑高挥发性燃料上睡觉... on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel... 那我得带你回到 I need to take you back 六周前的曲折故事 to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. 我走国际路线了 Id gone international, 处理重要杀人犯 黑帮成员 taking out mass murderers, gangsters, 坏不堪言的怪物 unspeakable monsters. 没人能触碰的人 除了我 People nobody would touch. Except me. 我要把他们全摸个遍 Im gonna touch them all over. 我是盖尔 Hey, its Gail calling. 小西装真帅气 Love the shiny suit. 让你的双眼更添了几分皮条客的魅力 Really brings out the sex trafficker in your eyes. 他们付你多少 我加倍 我不会说广东话 贵... I dont speak Cantonese, Mister... 我都懒得尝试了 Well, Im not even gonna attempt that. 但我初二上了西班牙语课 所以... But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so... 图书馆在哪里 这句话的字面意义就是... Which literally translates to... 我不讨价还价 南瓜蠢蛋 I dont bargain, pumpkin fucker. 这不是吉尔伯特家 Oh. Oh, this isnt Gilberts. 对不起 I am so sorry. 我以为这是肛hearts;门hearts;漂白派对 I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. 别担心 你不会死的 Dont worry. Youre not going to die. 不过这个可能会要你命 Although these will kill you. 上吧 宝贝 Hit it, Dolly. 我只是上帝的代言人 Im merely a vessel for the Lord. 让罪犯放下拿枪的手 Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals! 西西里 别冲我这么做 Do not go in there! 看看美国队长试试这一手 Lets see Captain America do that. 比洛克西 太异域了吗 Too exotic? 大阪 我不讨价还价 天啊 天啊 暂停 暂停 Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out! 卡 坏蛋的血溅到人家眼睛里了 Cut. Ive got bad guy blood, right in my open eye. 好恶心哦 Oh, thats so gross. 操 Fuck. 看起来你还留了点空档 Looks like you left a little landing strip there. 我喜欢 I like it. 天啊 Oh, man! 家 美好的家 我的世界巡演带我回到了家 My world tour brought me home 找到了这个人 谢尔盖·瓦利什尼科夫 to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov. 但是我们等会儿再说他 But well get to him in a moment. 我知道你们都在想什么 Cause I know what youre thinking. 还好把孩子们都安顿在家里了 Im so glad I left the kiddos at