《我们都不满意》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

你知道吗 他们说住在玻璃房hearts;里的人You know, they say people in glass houses意思是 正人先正己不应该向别人扔石头 但我觉得不管住在shouldnt throw stones, but I think people in any type什么样的房hearts;子里都不应该向别人扔石头of house shouldnt throw a stone.我是说 我不是担心I mean, Im not even worrying什么玻璃窗或者是其他的东西about like the glass windows or anything.人们 为什么要向其他人扔石头呢People, why are you throwing stones at people?你从哪弄来的这些石头呢Where are you even getting these stones?难道我是个怪人吗Am I the weird one?在我的世界里就没有石头I dont have stones in my place.这很奇怪吗Is that weird?福特嘉年华Ford Fiesta.为什么他们要取这个名字Why do they call it that?我感觉当你坐在里面的时候I feel like its never really a fiesta它根本就不像什么嘉年华 不是吗when you get inside, right?它就仅仅是辆车Its just like its a car.有一天我去摘苹果I went apple-picking the other day.我真希望你们当时在场Oh, I wish you guys were there.我去摘苹果 摘到了台iPadI went apple-picking, I got myself an iPad.还有台iPhoneAnd an iPhone.6C6C.寻欢洞这个词 光荣用在这里The term glory hole, its kind of a weird use一种特殊的性行为 直译为光荣之洞太奇怪了 你不觉得吗of the word glory, dont you think?我是说 这不是I mean, its not--上得还舒服吗How you doing?我是斯科特 听到哔声后请留言Hey, this is Scott, leave a message after the beep.宝贝Hey, sweetie.很遗憾你在洛杉矶不顺利Im sorry LA didnt work out.我知道你有多想成为一个相声演员I know how much you wanted to be a comedian.但这样说不定是最好的了But maybe its for the best.你老爸和我都等不及要你回家了Your father and I cant wait to have you home.我们都不满意开车注意安全 爱你哟Drive safe, love you.? Try to make it by ?? And try to keep it all inside because its ?? Always do or die ?? Its always do or die ?? Its funny how you try ?? The joke is never on your side because its ?? Its always do or die ?谁啊Whos that?-斯科特 -还好吗 老爸- Hey, Scotty, hey. - Whats up, Pop?你知道熊可以闻到五公里外食物的味道吗Did you know bears can smell food from three miles away?不知道Didnt know that.-是 我也不知道 -真厉害- Yeah, me neither. - Its crazy.是啊Yeah.这地方不错Place looks nice.我们去年买hearts;hearts;了个新沙发Well, we got a new couch last year.这个吗This one?挺不错的Thats great.是不错Its great.你知道老妈在哪吗You know where Mom is?她在店里Shes at the s