30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

? clean up,clean up ??扫家家 扫家家?? do your own housework,you little crackers ??快干活儿 你个小疯婆?what?啥?My kindergarten teacher was a former black panther.我幼儿园老师以前是黑豹党的Hey,Im gonna fix that loose baseboard upstairs.我要把楼上松了的壁板修修Wow,look at you,all sweaty with your tool belt and your 90s haircut.瞧瞧 大汗淋漓 工具包一挎 再加上90年代的发型You look like youre in a gay porno.活脱一部耽美黄hearts;片hearts;儿啊Oh,yeah? Youre one to talk,buddy.是吗 好意思说我呢 小子Im brent. Im the new guy on the crew.我是Brent 新来的Im rod. Im the boss. And what I say goes.我是Rod 这里的头儿 我说了算Ive never been with a man before.我没跟男人试过Looks like im the boss now... Rod.貌似现在换我说了算了 Rod- What are we doing? - I dont know.- 咱这是干啥? - 不知道Whatever! Lets wrestle! It doesnt matter.管它! 各种扭打! 没关系Liz,what is adoption stuff?Liz 收养事宜是做甚?- Are you adopting a kid? - No. Dont worry.- 你想收养? - 不 别慌Thats from a long time ago. Its not happening.很久以前的事了 不会发生的You have a baby name book,and you circled adolf?还有本取名大全 你还圈了Adolf?Actually,I borrowed that book from my mother,so be glad Im not a boy.跟我妈借来的 你该庆幸我不是男的Okay,well,whyd you give up on it?好吧 那为什么放弃?I have to work late tonight.今晚我得加班What am I gonna do with joshua?那Joshua怎么办?I thought I could do this by myself.我以为自己可以You know what? Murphy brown lied to us. She had eldin.知道吗? Murphy Brown里演的根本就是胡扯 她有过Eldin来帮忙door close关门Can you hold that,please?等一下 好吗?- You closed the door on her? - The point,criss,is-- 你居然把门关了? - 听重点 CrissI didnt want to be that woman.我可不想变成她I didnt want to do it alone. But lets face it.我可不想一个人面对 不过还是面对现实吧Murphy brown had the whole fyi gang in her corner-Murphy Brown 她身边各种帮手啊Jim dial,frank fontana,corky,even miles,in his own way.Jim Dial Frank Fontana Corky 居然还有MilesYeah,but youre not alone now,and if a kid is something that you still want,可你不是一个人 如果你还想要孩子的话and youre in your 40s,then-你现在40多We should- We should have a-也许我们该好好-We should have a serious conversation right now.现在就好好谈谈Oh,my god,relax.亲 冷静This is my life,and I love it.这才是我的生活