Rick and Morty《瑞克和莫蒂（2013）》第七季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

嘿…瑞克Hey, Rick!需要我跟你一起探险吗Need me for any adventures?－什么 －探险啊Adventures?－记得吗 －是 我现在没空 莫蒂Remember those? Not right now, Morty!但下星期绝对没问题But definitely next week though.你最近一直这样讲You been saying that a while now buddy,所以我决定要推你一把so I think I’m gonna give you a little nudge兑换这些集点卡by cashing in a few of these bad boys.等等 我们还有在用集点卡系统吗We’re still doing the punch card system?从来没停过 请看Never stopped. 我要出大招了Read ’em and weep.这些卡都已经集满点数了Fully punched cards, 我只要用一张就能自己选一场探险each entitling me to an adventure of my choosing.－规定不是我订定的 －对 是我订定的 你这死小鬼I don’t make the rules. - I do, you little gremlin.而且这些章不可能都是我盖的And I definitely did not stamp all these.你每次都不记得盖章的事 因为你都喝醉了You never remember to stamp the cards, you’re always drunk.我不知道这个系统依然存在I didn’t know we were still doing this!这些集点卡太假了 莫蒂 我不接受This stinks to high heaven Morty, I’m not accepting these.我就知道你会不认帐I knew you were going to do this.所以我保留了证据 我有做成纪录So I got receipts, bitch. I kept notes.这根本乱写一通 ＂莫蒂龙之岛＂This is gibberish. Isle of the Mortysaurs?＂半斤八两＂Takes One to Know One?我帮每次探险都取了名I make up titles for each adventure.你上次参加学校的多发性硬化症 阅读马拉松时就是这么做的 莫蒂You did the same thing for that MS readathon at your school, Morty－你什么都没读 －对抗多发性硬化症时可以说谎and you didn’t read shit. It’s okay to lie when you’re fighting Multiple Sclerosis!或是以为自己不会被抓包的时候Or when you think you won’t get caught!你要怎么＂抓包＂我How are you going to catch me?你彻底完蛋了 小子 你惨了You done and did it now, little man. That’s your ass.别想对骗子行骗 莫蒂 我有宇宙层级的朋友Don’t grift a grifter, Morty. I got friends in cosmic places.是 我需要进行稽核I need an audit.是 你们已经在看了Right! You were already watching.－我去接你 －这是怎么回事I’ll come get you. - What is this?我是观察者I am The Observer!你彻底被抓包了 看看你的表情 你完蛋了You’re so busted. Look at your face, you’re so fucked.我观察一切I Observe All!他们会观察一切 莫蒂They observe all, Morty.他们是可以看到一切的宇宙物种Cosmic allseeing species.－所以呢 －所以呢So? - So,他们等于就是宇宙警用密录器they’re basically universal police body-cams but只不过不能在打少数人种前先关掉you can’t turn