Bad Santa 2《圣诞坏公公2（2016）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

What the fuck?搞什么鬼You think I want this piece of shit? Fuck you!我会稀罕这破衣服?滚你的Hey, hey, hey!嘿嘿嘿Get away! - Fuck you!滚犊子 - 干hearts;你hearts;丫Horny drunk!色酒鬼!Lets just say my whole life说我的整个人生has been one long fucking miserable nightmare most of the time.就是一出无尽而悲惨的噩梦And pure shit on a good day.跟屎一样Goddamn it.妈的Yeah, I guess there have been a few dull bright spots here and there.本人浑身上下有这样那样的缺点Fuck it.去他的Like a piece of ass who didnt look me in the eye像那个从不正眼看我的贱hearts;货hearts;or wanna show me pictures of her fucking vacation.要么向我晒她各种度假照片Or a good drunk when I didnt choke on my own vomit.要么晒美酒 而我差点被自己的呕吐物噎死Ah! - I even almost had a friend once.我也算有过一个朋友Sure, he was a mouth-breathing, snot dripping 8-year-old那货用口呼吸 拖黄鼻涕 8岁who couldnt find his fat ass with both hands,肥到双手不能环抱屁屁but he was clueless enough to think脑子秀逗I wasnt the worthless piece of shit everybody else thinks I am.我可不是众人以为的一无所成者Including me.众人也包括我I also found what was the closest thing I ever had to an actual girlfriend.然而我最得意的是撩过正妹She liked the job I had at the time, especially while I was in uniform.她喜欢我那时的职业 尤其衣着光鲜穿制hearts;服hearts;的模样Sounds like a happy ending, dont it?听起来大圆hearts;满hearts; 是不是But, you see...然而...you can only puke in somebodys lap so many times一天到晚在美人跟前吐啊吐的before the romance takes a shit.还有什么浪漫可言And the kid, he still creeps around every now and then这孩子 仍旧被我追赶到and I still chase him off四处嗷嗷乱爬For his own good.这是为他好So you see, happy endings are bullshit.所以 所谓大圆hearts;满hearts;都是骗人的Actually, there arent such things as endings at all,根本没有所谓的大结局because when some shit gets over with,事情刚要终止some other whole thing starts that sucks ass.就会有新的轮回Merry fucking Christmas.剩蛋快乐Goddamn it.真要命Willie?威利?Willie? Its me, Thurman.威利? 是我 瑟曼Willie, what are you doing? Did you get yourself stuck up there?威利 你干嘛呢 你在玩自挂?Okay, Ill go. But this package came to my house for you, Willie.OK 我就走 但我屋里有你包裹 威利Theres a lot of money in it. And a phone.里面很多