《折磨》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

好了All right.-好了 我是克里夫·普劳斯 -我是德里克·李-All right, Im Clif Prowse. -And Im Derek Lee,明天我们要开始为期一年的环球旅行and tomorrow were going on a year-long trip around the world!德里克·李这是我一生所期盼的旅行This is the trip that Ive been waiting to do my entire life.克里夫和我 六大洲 横跨三十多个国家Clif and I, six continents, over 30 countries.去参观埃菲尔铁塔Were gonna see the Eiffel Tower,法国埃及金字塔 长城the pyramids, the Great Wall.中国将会是史诗级的旅程Its gonna be epic.我还很小时 父母就常带我旅行My parents stalled me traveling when I was really, really young,直到毕业前and up until the day that I graduated,大多闲暇时光我都花在了路上I pretty much spent every spare moment on the road.然后 我鬼使神差And then, I dont know,从事了信息技术行业I got what I thought was a great opportunity in I.T.一晃就是五年Next thing I know, five years have gone by我坐在办公桌后想with me sitting behind a desk, and Im thinking to myself,我的生活被狗吃了么What the hell did I just do with my life?嘿 老兄 你还好么Hey, buddy. Are you okay?克里夫·普劳斯嗨 我是克里夫·普劳斯Hello. My name is Clif Prowse.是名电影制hearts;作hearts;人兼记录片制片人I am a filmmaker and documentarian.我和刚才的德里克·李I have known the aforementioned Derek Lee打从 呃 满脸痘痘的中二时期起就认识了since we were both, uh, pimple-faced teenagers,德里克·李基本强迫他参演了我的每部电影and I basically forced him to be in every single one of my movies.克里夫·普劳斯会紧张么 必须的Am I nervous? Hell, yes.行了吧 我讨厌飞机 恐高Okay? I dont like planes. I dont like heights.讨厌埃博拉病毒 甚至讨厌吃辣I dont like the Ebola virus. I dont even like spicy food.但视频将记录这场惊人的旅程But this is gonna make for some spectacular footage.我们会记录每个点滴We are going to film the entire thing.上传到网路We are going to post it online世界是本书 旅行外的人只看到了扉页—圣 奥古斯丁创建世界第一的旅行博客as the worlds greatest video travel blog ever.一年后折返取名天涯海角Were calling it Ends of the Earth.我们希望有尽可能多的互动And we wanted this to be as interactive as possible.大家畅所欲言So you guys post suggestions, anything you want us to do.哦 克里夫 你真帅再怎么疯狂 随便你The craziest shit. I dont care.评论想让我们在柬埔寨享用活蛐蛐You want us to go eat live crickets in Cambodia,没问题we will do that.德里克吃 我会