Keeping Up with the Joneses《邻家大贱谍（2016）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我在人力资源部工作也就是所谓的人事部I work in Human Resources or HR, as some people call it.我的办公室里有一张海报上写着And I have this poster in my office that says,“找一个让你感到安全的地方并保持平静”Keep calm and go to your safe place.当我感到有点压力或者是很焦虑时Well, when I get a little stressed out or my anxiety spikes,我会闭上眼睛想象我家所在的死胡同I close my eyes and picture my cul-de-sac,我漂亮的妻子凯伦以及我的两个儿子帕特里克和麦克and my wonderful wife, Karen, and our two sons, Patrick and Mikey.因为这儿总是让我感到很安全Because thats the place where I know everything is always okay.不管发生什么事No matter what.两 周 前再见了，麦克、帕特里克。-再见了，你们保重Bye, Mikey, Patrick. Bye, you guys. -Bye, guys.你们一到夏令营就给我们发短hearts;信hearts;You can text us the minute you get to camp.好的Yeah, okay.如果你们被蜱虫咬了，记得把它装进塑料袋里And if you get any ticks,put it in the plastic baggie记录好日期和被咬的时间，我会找人检验的with the date and time of the bite, and Ill get them tested.记得换袜子，你们两个？记得换袜子！Change your socks. Okay, guys? Change your socks！我们爱你们，爱你们！会想你们的！We love you. We love you. Were gonna miss you！我爱你们，玩得开心！Love you guys! Have so much fun!坚强些！Be strong!坚强些！Be strong！你觉得那个大巴司机清醒吗，亲爱的Did that bus driver look sober to you, honey?因为当我闻到他的酒气时他很诡异地望了我一下Because he gave me a really weird look when I smelled his breath.我认为你只是吓到他了Well, I think you just startled him.看，梅格在那里Look, theres Meg.嘿，梅格Hey, Meg.待 售 已售 梅格克拉夫斯顿我卖hearts;hearts;出去了I sold it.真够快的！That was so fast!谢谢你Thank you！-谢谢你！现金全款All cash buyers.现金全款？真够豪的！All cash buyers? Thats fancy！是啊，最棒的是他们都没来看hearts;房hearts;hearts;Yeah. And the best part is, they didnt even see it.他们只是看了网上的图片They just saw the pictures online.我都没有见过他们，真是疯狂！I havent even met them in person. Its crazy！谁会不看hearts;房hearts;hearts;就买hearts;hearts;的Who buys a house without seeing it first?就是啊，也许是名人？I know. Maybe its a celebrity, you know?拜托，杰夫，那些人才不会搬到这里来Come on, Jeff. No celebrity is gonna move here.我希望他们不会在这里制hearts;造hearts;毒品I hope its not some kind of meth lab situation.他来了There he is.抱歉，你去哪儿了？Sorry. -Where have you been?金考那里人多得要死Kinkos wa