Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

笑对人生 第一季第六集读书报告当然可以写漫画书Of course you can do a book report on a comic book.漫画书三个字中不是有书吗Its got the word book right there in the name.好的 我应该选谁Okay. Who should I pick?超人啊 有史以来最棒的移hearts;民hearts;故事Uh, superman -- the best immigrant story ever.那家伙不是本地人 却会拯救所有人The guys not from here, and hes gonna save everybody.才不呢 蝙蝠侠更酷No way. Batmans cooler.超人有真正的超能力Dude, supermans got real powers.任何白hearts;痴hearts;都可以绑上一条工具皮带Any idiot could strap on a tool belt管自己叫英雄and call himself a hero.早上好Morning.早啊 费利克斯Hey, Felix.爸 克丽丝刚才说你像蝙蝠侠Dad, Cris just said you were like batman.我爱蝙蝠侠Oh, I love batman.他富有到可以住在自己的房hearts;子里Hes rich enough to afford his own place.早上好Morning.丹妮拉 抱歉我今天不能送孩子们上学Hey, Daniela, Im sorry I cant drop off the kids today.我可以送我自己的孩子上学Oh, I can drive my own kids to school.但每天做这事的却是我And yet, I always seem to do it.我得走了 今天与卡尔佩珀先生有早会Got to go -- Ive got an early sit-down with Mr. Culpepper.你不拿工资 怎么能管这叫工作How can you call that a job if you dont get paid?我帮忙带孩子You know I help out with the kids,我做饭 打扫 也没拿工资啊I cook, I clean -- I dont get paid.这叫什么Whats that called?-占便宜 -家人- Freeloading. - Family.早上好Well, good morning.一股正义的味道Ha ha, smells like justice.谢谢你 爸爸 但其实是香奈儿Aww, thank you, daddy, but its actually chanel.我喷的是山寨版 香奈二 I wear the knock-off version -- channel.你们实习生又有任务了All right, Ive got you interns your next assignment.我的天 爸爸Oh, my god, daddy.这里快忙死了All we do is work around here.我知道 就像这里是律所似的I know. Its almost like its a law firm or something.我们要处理性别歧视同酬的案子We will be handling an equal-pay sex-discrimination case.瑞秋·皮尔森起诉西拉独hearts;立hearts;银行It is Rachel Pearson V. Sierra independent bank.克丽丝苔娜 你应该对歧视很熟悉Cristela, you should be familiar with discrimination.因为我是女人吗Because Im a woman?如果你要先提这茬儿的话 没错Well, if you want to fire off that gun first, sure.我本来是想说非白人I was gonna go with the non-white thing.这样说墨西哥人真是太棒了Thats a very nice way of saying Mexican.瑞秋·皮尔森是银行的部门女主管Now, Rachel Pearson is