Cristela《笑对人生（2014）》第一季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

这就好了There it is.记住了 这个衣帽钩必须方便每个人的使用Now, remember, this coat rack has to work for everyone.好吧 我们来看看 反正肯定方便你的使用All right, well, lets see. Its, uh -- it works for you.方便克丽丝的使用 自然也就方便我的使用Uh, works for Cris, so it, uh it works for me.方便丹妮拉的使用 也方便纳塔莉亚夫人的使用Uh, works for Daniela. And works for Ms. Natalia.愚蠢的衣帽钩Oh, stupid coat rack.我倒是不太确定You know, I dont know方不方便亨利和伊兹的使用if it works for Henry and Izzy, though.他们只能锻炼下跳投能力了Eh, they need to work on their jump shot.你被治愈了Youre cured!谢你了 圣犹大塔德奥大神Uh, thank you, san juditas.我来 给你献上个感激之吻吧Let me, uh, give you a little thank-you kiss.阿尔贝托 穿牛仔短裤时别勾搭女人Alberto, dont hit on women when youre wearing jean shorts.我向来都穿短裤的啊I always wear jorts.我就是叫你永远别勾搭My point exactly.嘿 草坪看上去好美啊Hey, the lawn looks great.是吧 我们今早把落叶都耙干净了Right? We raked the leaves this morning.然后我跳进了落叶堆里And I jumped in them.铺地板业务每年的这个时候都是淡季Flooring business is kind of slow this time of year.是啊 我真搞不懂 人每天都要走在地板上的啊Yeah, I dont know why. People walk every day.-是吧 -你们知道什么是不分淡旺季的吗- Right? - You know whats not seasonal?律师行业The law.我每周工作时间高达80小时Im putting in 80 hours a week at work.免费的80小时80 free hours.真够搞笑的Oh, its funny.我们没有工作 你工作得那么辛苦You know, were not working, youre working really hard,但我们挣得钱却是一样多and were making the same amount of money.真是笑死人了啊Oh, thats hilarious.你最近在忙什么案子So, uh, what are you working on?或许我能帮上忙Maybe I could help.企业疏忽造成的产品责任问题Product liability connected to corporate negligence只有一点点的隐匿证据with just a dash of evidence suppression.嘿 来看看这个衣帽钩吧Hey, check out the coat rack.克丽丝苔娜 那听上去似乎很重大啊Wow, Cristela, that sounds really important.你是在给你老板泡咖啡前还是后Now, do you do that before or after去处理那事的啊you bring your boss some coffee?我早已经不用给老板端茶倒水了Im actually way beyond that.卡尔佩珀先生让我交叉对比供词Mr. Culpepper has me cross-referencing depositions寻找其中的谬误之处to look for inaccuracies in testimony.我是用莫莉螺栓安装的I put this thing up with mollys.牢得可以让你挂在上面You can actually hang from it.费利克斯 你不是要把Felix, I thought