TED中英官方演讲稿-HasanElahi_2011GFBI，我在这儿呢.docxVIP

1.Hi there. Im Hasan. Im an artist. 大家好，我是哈桑，我是个艺术家2.And usually when I tell people Im an artist, they just look at me and say, Do you paint? 通常当我介绍自己说是艺术家的时候 他们看着我说：“你画画吗？”3.or What kind of medium do you work in? 或者“你在什么媒体行业工作？”4.Well most of my work that I work with is really a little bit about methodologies of working rather than actually a specific discipline 我的大部分工作 是关于工作的方法 而非具体的一个学科分支5.or a specific technique. 或者具体的技术部门6.So what Im really interested in is creative problem solving. 我真正感兴趣的是创造性地解决问题7.And I had a little bit of a problem a few years ago. 几年前我遇到点小麻烦8.So let me show you a little of that. 下面就给各位讲讲9.So it started over here. 是这样的10.And this is the Detroit airport in June 19th of 2002. 这是2002年6月19日在底特律机场11.I was flying back to the U.S. from an exhibition overseas. 我刚从一个海外展会回到美国12.And as I was coming back, well I was taken by the FBI, met by an FBI agent, and went into a little room and he asked me all sorts of questions -- 我回来的时候 一个FBI特工 把我带进了一个小房间 问了我很多问题——13.Where were you? What were you doing? Who were you talking with? “你去哪儿了？干了些什么？接触过什么人？14.Why were you there? Who pays for your trips? -- all these little details. 为什么去那儿？谁给你的行程付钱？”—— 都是这样的细节15.And then literally just out of nowhere, the guy asks me, Where were you September 12th? 接着突然地 那个人问我：“9月12号你去哪儿了？”16.And when most of us get asked, Where were you September 12th? 我们大部分人被问道“你9月12号去哪儿了”这样的问题17.or any date for that fact, its like, I dont exactly remember, but I can look it up for you. 或者其他日子 会说“我不记得了，让我查查看。”18.So I pulled out my little PDA, and I said, Okay, lets look up my appointments for September 12th. 我就拿出我的掌上电脑 说：“让我查查9月12号的行程”19.I had September 12th -- from 10:00 a.m. to 10:30 a.m., I paid my storage bill. 我查了——10点到10点半我付了储藏室账单20.From 10:30 a.m. to 12:00 p.m., I met with Judith who was one of my graduate students at the time. 10点半到12点，见了我当时一个叫朱迪思的研究生21.From 12:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m., I taught my intro class, 3:00