30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

2012 APRIL 142012年4月14日Here are all my receipts.我所有发hearts;票hearts;都在这儿Look,I dont need these,Liz.我不需要看 LizYour tax return is the same every year.你每年的申报单都一样Actually,Ill have you know that this has been a year of change,Howard.其实今年改变的翻天覆地 HowardI joined an over-40 dance team,我加入了中年舞蹈团I started eating the lettuce on my plate under my onion rings,开始吃洋葱圈下面的生菜叶and I have taken up meditation thanks to my boyfriend Criss.多亏了我男友Criss 我开始作冥想Yeah,do you remember what you said to me last year?记得去年你对我说什么吗?This has been a year of change,Howard.今年改变的翻天覆地 HowardIm actually eating the onion part of my onion rings,我开始吃洋葱圈上的洋葱头I started journaling thanks to my exciting relationship with Carol,who is a man.自从开始和Carol的激hearts;情hearts;约会后 我开始记日记 他是个男的Although we have done nothing that lesbians could not do.但他像个女同般对我Do you remember what you said to me last year?记得去年你对我说什么吗I bought a restaurant-grade onion ringer,and Im having a go at cycling,我买hearts;hearts;了和店里一样好吃的洋葱圈thanks to my boyfriend Wesley,whom I hate.我不得不骑车兜风 多亏了男友Wesley 但我讨厌他Have I never washed this sweater?我是不是从没洗过这件毛衣?Look,theres nothing wrong with being predictable.一成不变并无害处Every morning I get up and come to this office while my wife cheats on me with Jared.每天我起床过来这上班 而我妻子在和Jared偷腥Well,youre wrong.不 你错了- I bought a meditation stool,and... - This years gonna be different.- 我买hearts;hearts;了冥想椅 - 今年会有所不同Jack,am I just in a permanent rut?Jack 你觉得我像不像一辆车 每天驶过相同的路?I dont have time for your nonsense,Lemon. Im working.没空听你胡诌 Lemon 我在工作I know this doesnt look like work,but are you familiar with the shower principle?虽看起来不像 你知道淋浴理论吗?I remember Mrs. Doyle pulling me aside to talk about it in the seventh grade.在七年级时 Doyle太太单独和我说过Uh,no. The shower principle is a term scientists use to describe不是 淋浴理论在科学界被定义为moments of inspiration that occur when the brain is distracted from the problem at hand.分散注意力后一瞬间对问题灵感涌现For example,when youre showering.举例说 你正洗澡I was in the shower when I final