Mockingbird Lane《怪怪家庭（2012）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

明天我们没有早点吃了Theres not gonna be any breakfast tomorrow因为有人把早餐食物都吃光了because somebody ate all of our breakfast food.在我给你们Would anybody like to say anything讲思想政hearts;治hearts;之前before we discuss community, responsibility,有人想站出来吗and Wildlife Honor?我们都知道是谁We all know who it was.华hearts;莱hearts;士hearts;饮食严重失调Wallace has had a serious eating disorder,我们却视而不见and we all ignored it.我们没有视而不见 休伊No ones ignoring anything, Huey.那就给他发个最佳身材勋章Well, someone gave him an honors patch in personal fitness.不好意思没看到你Oh. I didnt see you there.华hearts;莱hearts;士hearts;Wallace!你打我的时候 我都能听到I could hear whatever snack wrappers you have你兜里饼干袋子哗哗响in your pocket crinkling when you hit me.那是我的吸汗内衬在响The crinkle is stay-dry lining.而且 偷吃东西的应该是动物Also, whatever got into the foods was probably a wild animal,比如熊宝宝like a baby bear.我看到你藏在高草丛里I saw you hiding in the tall grass,偷吃克朗奇上校饼干eating a box of Colonel Crunch.他还喊你了呢 -那饼干是我的He called you out. - That was my Colonel Crunch.不是我 我对草过敏Wasnt me. Im allergic to grass.首先 我们周围遍地是草First, were surrounded by grass,估计你是一过敏就饿吧so I guess your grass allergies make you hungry.其次Second...第三 你难道真以为我们能傻到相信你And third, did you really think you could make us believe说森林里边有什么熊宝宝there was some mysterious wild baby bear out there还偷吃我们的麦片in the forest, eating all our sugar cereal?艾迪·明斯特呢Wheres Eddie Munster?那野兽还在外面吗Is it still out there?怪怪家庭知更鸟街1312号hearts; 出hearts;售hearts;我能问问为什么突然搬家吗May I ask why the sudden move?不能No.我们到了 这所房hearts;子是座感情馨宅All right. Well, this, its an emotional property,非常适合多世同堂的家庭ideal for any multi-generational family.我们可不是一般的家庭Were not just any family.这所房hearts;子的采光Well, the sun shines more on this house也比附近任何一所都要好than any other house in the neighborhood.这可不是我们喜欢的特质Not a feature were looking for.那座怎么样What about that one?那一座 可有着截然不同的情感历史Its a very emotional property for entirely different reasons.前主人是个臭名昭著的连环杀人犯The former owner was a notorious serial killer专门毒杀流浪者 -我买hear