TED中英双语演讲稿If I controlled the Internet.pdfVIP

If I controlled the Internet Rives 2006-12-14 /talks/rives_if_i_controlled_the_internet Pollykann - A powerful video player (App) for learning languages provided technical support for the subtitles. 本字幕由【小鹦看看】- 用了会后悔，不用更后悔的外语学习App，提供技术支持。 I wrote this poem after hearing a pretty well known actress 我写了这首诗，当我看到电视上一个很著名的女星 tell a very well known interviewer on television, 对一个非常著名的记者说： Im really getting into the Internet lately. “我最近迷上互联网了” I just wish it were more organized. 不过我希望互联网更加有秩序 So ... 所以... (Laughter) （笑声） If I controlled the Internet, 如果我主宰了互联网 you could auction your broken heart on eBay. 你可以在eBay（全球最大C2C电子商务网站）上拍卖你破碎的心 Take the money; go to Amazon; 拿到钱，就上Amazon（全球最大B2C电子商务网站） buy a phonebook for a country youve never been to -- call folks at random 买一本你从没去过的国家的电话号码本，随机的拨打 until you find someone who flirts really well in a foreign language. 直至你找到一个可以用流利的外语调情的人 (Laughter) （笑声） If I were in charge of the Internet, 如果我主宰了互联网 you could Mapquest your lovers mood swings. 你可以知道你情人的心情地图 Hang left at cranky, right at preoccupied, 在抑郁的路口左转，在心神不宁处右转 U-turn on silent treatment, 在冷战的路口掉头 all the way back to tongue kissing and good lovin. 直至回到甜蜜亲吻的瞬间 You could navigate and understand every emotional intersection. 你将理解并驶过每个感情的交叉口 Some days, Im as shallow as a baking pan, 有时候，我像烤盘一样浅薄 but I still stretch miles in all directions. 但我同样畅通无阻 If I owned the Internet, Napster, Monster and F 如果我主宰了互联网，Napster（P2P音乐分享网站），Monster（求职网站）和Fride （社交网站） would be one big website. 将会合并成一个网站 That way you could listen to cool music 你可以欣赏美妙的音乐 while you pretend to look for a job 却假装你在找工作 and youre really just chattin with your pals. 而事实上，你只是在跟朋友们聊天 (Laughter) （笑声） Heck, if I ran the Web, you could email dead people. 嘿！如果我主宰了互联网，你可以给死人发送电邮 (Laughter) （笑声） They would not email you back 他们不会给你回信 (Laughter) -- （笑声） but youd get an automated reply. 但是你会收到一封自动回复 (Laughter) （笑声） Their name in your inbox 他们的名字，在你的