30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Americas Kidz Got Singing美国小屁孩唱歌hearts;大赛Well,hello,Hank. So good of you to come up.你好啊 Hank 你能过来太好了Well,Im not gonna miss the Americas Kidz got singing finale.我可不会错过美国小屁孩唱歌hearts;大赛总决赛Last time I was this excited was this morning.我上次这么激动还是今天早晨I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its person.我看到一只猫和它的主人穿了一样的毛衣Jack,you remember my granddaughter.Jack 你还记得我孙女吧- Oh,hi,Mr.Donaghy. - Kaylie.- 你好 Donaghy先生 - KaylieTheres Jenna Marone.Jenna Marone在那儿呢So,Jack,hows your wife? Still kidnapped?Jack 你夫人怎么样了? 还被挟持着呢?Hows the yearbook going?你的年鉴怎么样了?I heard you made editor... Of the photo captions.我听说你当上编辑了… 图片说明编辑Hey,Pop-Pop,wait up.嘿 也爷 等等Hey,Pop-Pop,wait up.嘿 也爷 等等Im so excited for the finale.我好期待总决赛Not that it matters,even if Brock doesnt win,he is going to get a record contract.倒不是结果多重要 即使Brock不得冠军 他也会有唱片合约So,it definitely doesnt matter. This isnt the last we will be seeing of Brock.所以结果一点也不重要 这不会是我们最后一次看到BrockWell,whoever wins,its a great night for the industry.不管谁赢 今晚都是音乐界的盛会Kidz is a hit the whole family can watch together,小屁孩是适合全家一起收看的热门节目not your usual sitcom crap full of gratuitous vulgarity and pratfalls.不像你们那些丑态百出的三俗情景喜剧Oh,my penis!嗷 我的小hearts;弟hearts;弟hearts;!Jenna,this is a big night.Jenna 今晚很重要And Ive got something big planned.我有些大计划Tonight during the finalists duet,Im gonna cry.今晚和决赛选手对唱的环节里 我准备哭Now,of course,none of these little condom accidents could actually make me cry,当然了 这些套套破掉搞出来的小屁孩 不会真的让我流泪so Im gonna rub this under my eyes to help me fake it.所以我要把这个抹在眼睛下面 帮助我假哭Its an old acting trick I learned from Glenn Becks prostitute.这是我跟Glenn Beck(FOX新闻台主播)的妓hearts;女hearts; 学的老式表演技巧Well,mark my words,Jenna,tonight is going to be the greatest.记住我的话 Jenna 今晚会是最棒的一晚NBC SINKS EVEN LOWER,SCIENTISTS BAFFLEDNBC陷得更深 专家无法解释Disaster in the history of television.电视界历史上的灾难The young contestants apparently inebriated on live TV.小选手们显然是喝醉了上直播电视节目? Oh,Shushanna... ?? Oh,Shushanna... ?I gotta throw up.我要吐了What happene