Ms. Marvel《惊奇少女（2022）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

终于到了大家翘首以盼的时刻Finally, the moment everyone has been waiting for. 我的十集惊奇队长The final chapter to my 10-part series 漫画的最后一章on Earths mightiest hero, Captain Marvel. 浩克重击Hulk smash. 这一周我们要讲的是地球之战This week, were focusing on the battle of Earth. 故事大家已经耳熟能详了Now we all know the story. 复仇者联盟拼尽全力拯救世界The Avengers were trying to save the world, 但是说老实话but if were being honest here, 他们真的是一败涂地they were losing, badly. 外星飞船入侵灭霸为了无限原石坏事做尽Alien ships invading, Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones. 我们的英雄要完蛋了Our heroes were done for. 直到…Until... 惊奇队长闪亮登场Captain Marvel blasted in! 这个光芒四射英姿飒爽的英雄是何方神圣？ Now who was this glorious, well-coiffed hero? 根据我对斯科特,朗的播客访谈Due to my extensive research and my diligent studying 深入细致的研究of Scott Langs podcast interviews, 这哥们还挺酷的who seems like a pretty cool guy. 我知道了许多和惊奇队长有关的事Fve learned a lot about Captain Marvel 而且我可以确定三件事and I know at least three things to be true. 一她像烈焰天使一样冲进了灭霸的舰队One, she blasted through Thanoss fleet like a flaming angel. 你知道吗？她简直酷极了Every single thing I love, she seems to hate. 她好像觉得我就是个怪胎And its like she thinks Im some kind of, you know, weirdo. 你就是个怪胎You are a weirdo. Whoa! 什么？ What? 如果我是怪胎你就是大怪胎If Im weird, youre weirder. 我知道但是更重要的是我的喷涂技术可没的说I know. But more importantly, Ive gotten weirdly good at airbrushing. 是我组装的不过无所谓了 I put the rest of it together, but okay. -所以….咱们能赢吗？ -So... -You think we*ll win? 拜托我们只要去了就是稳赢Please. Were going, were conquering. 而且我们还能慢动作击掌相庆And were high-fiving in slow motion. 布鲁诺我还是得决定服装最后需要什么配饰Bruno, I still need to figure out my final flourish for my costume. ?有什么建议吗？ ?好吧-Any ideas? -Okay. 蒸汽朋克版惊奇队长怎么样？ How about steampunk Captain Marvel? -蒸汽朋克已经过时了 -好吧-Steampunk is dead. -Okay, fine. 那混搭风呢？比方黑豹队长或钢铁惊奇？ How about a mashup? Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel? 奇异惊奇博士我可以披个斗篷Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel. I can, like, wear a cape. ?斗篷挺酷的-还可以是阿斯加德人-Capes are cool. -Even Asgardian. 比方说那个狠角色女武神骑一匹马You know, be like a badass Valkyrie, ride a horse. 我没法给你做一匹马要不然…I cant build you a horse, but otherwise... 你给我做一对树懒