《恋恋书中人（2012）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

你在这儿There you are.我一直在找你Ive been looking for you.你看见我另一只鞋了吗Have you seen my other shoe?恋恋书中人怎么了What?怎么了What?你干嘛这么看着我Why are you looking at me like that?尿尿去Go potty.斯科蒂Scotty.快点 哥们 斯科蒂Come on, boy. Scotty.尿啊 斯科蒂Go potty, Scotty.别这么看着我Dont look at me like that.你好Yes?开始一天的好方法 不是吗Great way to start the day, right?我觉得我快吐了I think Im gonna puke.妈妈说你上周约会来着 怎么样Mom said you went on a date last week. Howd it go?凑合It was okay.凑合是指上hearts;床hearts;了吗Okay as in you got laid?-哈利 -干嘛- Harry. - What?她听不见你说什么She cant hear you.难道你下半辈子不想再做hearts;爱hearts;了吗Dont you wanna have sex, like, ever again in your life?想啊 我只是觉得自己不适合约会Yes. I just dont think that Im the dating type.女孩们想和我上hearts;床hearts;Girls only wanna sleep with me只是因为她们高中时读过我的书because they read my book in high school.所以呢So?所以她们不是对我感兴趣So theyre not interested in me.而是对我的一些想法感兴趣Theyre interested in some idea of me.所以你才要坚持锻炼Thats why you should keep working out.这样 她们就会往你身上扑了That way, theyll want you for your body.练这个管什么用what does this thing even do?把你变得人见人爱It turns you into a god.继续练Keep going.我昨晚做了个怪梦Hey, I had a weird dream last night.梦见了个女孩There was this girl and she was...长什么样Whatd she look like?就是个普通女孩 我想象出来的Just a normal girl. Just a girl I made up.好吧 她干什么了Well, what happened?她只是跟我说话She just talked to me.太没意思了Thats depressing.事实上 感觉很不错Actually, it was really nice.说真的 连梦里都没有姑娘跟你上hearts;床hearts;Seriously? You dont even get laid in your dreams? Thats,这太悲哀了Thats just sad.那个 你的新书进展如何Hey, hows the new book coming along?不知道 我有个新点子I dont know. I get a good idea,我为什么不写写我的父亲like why dont I write about my dad?可后来 我开始觉得And then, bam, I start这个主意太蠢了thinking that its the stupidest thing ever.谁想读什么Who wants to read about,他对我失望之类的He was disappointed in me, blah, blah, blah, blah?还有 我现在对斯科蒂是又爱又恨Also, Im feeling ambivalent about Scotty.没错 他流口水 咬东西Yeah, he slobbers. He chews things.像个姑娘似的撒尿 这让我觉得别扭He pees like a girl, which m