TED中英双语演讲稿Nerdcore comedy.pdfVIP

Nerdcore comedy Ze Frank 2006-08-25 /talks/ze_frank_nerdcore_comedy Pollykann - A powerful video player (App) for learning languages provided technical support for the subtitles. 本字幕由【小鹦看看】- 用了会后悔，不用更后悔的外语学习App，提供技术支持。 You know, when Chris first approached me to speak at TED, I said no, 当克里斯第一次联系我邀请我在TED上做演讲，我拒绝了他。 because I felt like I wasnt going to be able 因为我想我不能做到 to make that personal connection, you know, that I wanted to. 和观众建立很亲密的关系，但是那我想要去做的。 Its such a large conference. TED是一个很大的会议。 But he explained to me that he was in a bind, 但是他向我解释他处在困境之中 and that he was having trouble finding the kind of sex appeal 他找不到特别有吸引力 and star power that the conference was known for. 以及TED会议所闻名的那种明星气质的人。笑声 So I said fine, Ted -- I mean Chris. 那我说好吧，Ted——我向克里斯表达我的意思。但是我来要有两个条件。 Ill come on two conditions. One: I want to speak as early in the morning as possible. 第一：我要尽可能的早，最好在早晨开始我的演讲。 And two: I want to pick the theme for TED 2006. 那么第二个是 我要我选取的主题成为TED2006年的一个演讲主题 And luckily he agreed. And the theme, in two years, is going to be Cute Pictures Of Puppies. 幸运的是，他竟然同意啦！那么两年之后你们会看到我的演讲的主题将是 “可爱的小狗图片”笑声 (Video) (Music) [How to Dance Properly BASIC TWIRL] [NEW SCHOOL] [OLD SCHOOL] [WHOS YOUR DADDY?] [RIDE THE PONY] [MAKE LOVE TO THE CROWD] [SMACKING THAT ASS] [STIR THE POT OF LOVE] [HANGING OUT ... CASUAL] [WORD.] (Applause) 掌声 I invented the Placebo Camera. 我发明了用着安慰剂效果的照相机 (Laughter) 笑声 It doesnt actually take pictures, but its a hell of a lot cheaper, 实际上，它并非用来拍照的，可是这家伙相当的便宜， and you still feel like you were there. 你会一直感觉你就在那里 (Laughter) 笑声 (Clears his throat) (Laughter) 笑声 Dear Sir, good day, compliments of the day, 亲爱的先生，多么美好的一天，充满赞美的一天。让我祝福 and my best wishes to you and family. 您和您的家人吧！我知道这封信的到来会让你倍感以外 (Breathes in) I know this letter will come to you surprisingly, 您和您的家人吧！我知道这封信的到来会让你倍感以外 but let it not be a surprise to you, 但是它对你来说已经不是什么令人惊奇的事物啦。 for nature has a way of arriving unannounced, 从本质上 它只是不期而至的