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恋爱保质期我不明白 这太不可思议了I dont know. Its just so weird.好吧 他到底说了什么Okay, well, what did he say, exactly?他说他要和我谈谈He said he needed to talk to me.- 是要还是想 - 这有什么差别吗- Needed or wanted? - Whats the difference?- 能证明紧迫程度 - 他说要谈谈- Urgency. - He said needed.- 那就是很着急 - 我知道- Ugh, thats urgent. - I know.他让你染上了超级淋病He gave you super gonorrhea.闭嘴Shut up!他什么时候告诉你这些的When did he tell you this?- 他一出门的时候 - 我的天啊- As soon as he walked through the door. - Oh, my God.真是混hearts;蛋hearts; 你想去吗What an asshole. Do you wanna go?想 也不想 我不想知道是什么事Yes, and no. I dont want to know what it is.- 天哪 你得弄清楚 - 你必须得弄清楚- Oh, my God. Youve got to find out. - Youve got to know.- 我们去付钱吧 - 抱歉- Lets get the check. - Sorry, uh...抱歉 让你们久等了Sorry it took me so long.这太奇怪了 他们有这样一个厕所Its so weird. They have one of those toilets大的像是给你屁hearts;股hearts;准备的按hearts;摩hearts;浴缸thats like a jacuzzi for your butt.日本文化真是太有趣了 不是吗Well, Japanese culture is so interesting, is it not?就像是 我迫不及待要去东京Like, ugh, I cant wait to go to Tokyo.打扰一下Excuse me?嘿 你还在短租北部乡村的房hearts;子 对吗Hey, youre still airbnb-ing the house upstate, right?- 不 没有 - 他没告诉你吗- Good God, no! - He didnt tell you?- 没有 - 天啊 真是个噩梦- No. - Oh, my God, it was a nightmare!这位可爱的女士 她租了一个周末 还带着狗This sweet lady, she rents it for the weekend and she brings her dog.我不介意宠物 不管怎么说没什么大事Im cool with pets. Whatever, its fine.直到她决定想要友善待人Until she decides that she wants to be nice自己把房hearts;子打扫干净and clean it herself.这一点都不好笑It is so not funny.好吧 是这样的 亚当有一个机器人吸尘器Okay, so, Adams got one of those robot vacuums.- 一个智能扫地机器人 -一个智能扫地机器人 没错- A Roomba. - A Roomba, yeah.没错 智能扫地机器人Yeah, Roombas.她开着智能扫地机器人 离开了房hearts;子She turns the Roomba on, she leaves the house,狗跳进了垃圾箱里and the dog gets into the trash吃了一些让它腹泻的东西and eats something that gives him diarrhea.然后这个智能扫地机器人就把屎扫得到处都是And the Roomba spread shit everywhere.她离开了八个小时 但最后花了两个星期才打扫干净She was gone for eight hours. It took two weeks to clean it up.- 不 不 宝贝 这简直... - 是的- No, no, honey, that is like