Gilmore Girls《吉尔莫女孩（2000）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

我回来了Im back.我在厨房hearts;Kitchen.不知道该租哪个I couldnt make up my mind...所以把《闪灵》和《育婴奇谭》都租了 [注:闪灵是80年的恐怖片 育婴奇谭1938年的喜剧片]so I got The Shining and Bringing Up Baby.我知道你肯定觉得Now, I know youre thinking:一部讲的是杀人成性的父亲 另一部是...Ones a movie about a homicidal parent, and the other ones... - 你好 - 你好- Hello. - Hi.- 妈妈 - 你把什么弄坏了?- Hi, Mom. - Whatd you break?没什么 烤炉Nothing. The broiler.这是寄给你和Max的But this came for you and Max.我们觉得应该是结婚礼物Were thinking its a wedding present.Lorelai Gilmore和Max Medina 看来不是所有消息都传的那么快Lorelai Gilmore and Max Medina. Guess news doesnt always travel fast.- 你不打开看看吗? - 不了- Are you gonna open it? - No.你就不好奇?Arent you curious?不 放着吧 明天我把它还回去No, just leave it there. Ill take it back tomorrow.这上面没有回邮地址But theres not a return address.- 没有卡片? - 没有- Isnt there a card? - No.- 说不定卡片在里面 - 上面还有回邮地址- Maybe theres one inside. - With a return address.也就是说你得打开才知道Youd have to open it to find out.好吧 给我小刀Fine. Give me a knife.好紧张好紧张 可能没什么This is so exciting. Maybe not.冰淇淋机!An ice-cream maker!还是Musso Lussino 480型 [Musso 莫索公hearts;司hearts; Lussino 480为型号hearts;]A Musso Lussino 480.有人送给我一个法hearts;西hearts;斯hearts;冰淇淋机? [莫索公hearts;司hearts; 意大利著名的冰淇淋机制hearts;造hearts;商]Somebody sent a fascist ice-cream maker?意大利设计 镀铬不锈钢机身Italian design, stainless steel body, chrome finish.没有卡片 真是太好了And no card. Perfect.Jackson刚摘完苹果 我们可以做苹果酒冰淇淋Jackson just got in his apple crop. We can make cider ice cream.当然可以 得用他自己的冰淇淋机 这个意大利高级货得还回去We can, using his ice cream maker. But II Duce here is going back.还到哪里? 也许它是个孤儿To where? Maybe its an orphan.没错 我们给它一个家Thats right. Wed be giving it a home.再说一遍 这个是结婚礼物Once again, I bring up the fact that this is a wedding present.既然我没结婚 不管是上帝的旨意As I am not getting married, neither Gods law...还是Emily Post都不会允许我留下它的 [Emily Post美国社交礼仪权威1922社交规范制定者]nor Emily Post allows me to keep this.难道没有关于迟来的礼物的规定吗?But isnt there a rule about late presents?比如 如果晚到一定天数 送礼者丧失收回权Like, if it arrives after a certain date, the giver