Monty Python and the Holy Grail《蒙蒂·派松和圣杯（1975）》完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

遏!Whoa, there!停下!Halt!你是谁?Who goes there?我是从卡米洛特城hearts;堡hearts;来的 尤瑟王的儿子亚瑟It is I, Arthur, Son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.我是不列颠人的国王! 我击败了萨克逊人!King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons.我是全英格兰的统治者!Sovereign of all England!那个人是谁?Pull the other one.这是我忠实的仆人帕特斯I am, and this is my trusty servant, Patsy.我们走遍了全国寻找愿意加入We have ridden the length of the land in search of knights我卡米洛特宫的骑士 我要和你的主人谈谈who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.-什么 你是在骑着马? -是的-What? Ridden on a horse? -Yes.-你用椰子 -什么? -Youre using coconuts! -What?-你用两个椰子壳的敲击声模拟骑马Youve got two empty halves of coconut, and youre banging them together.怎么了? 我们从冰雪覆盖的时候就开始这么骑了So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land.-我们穿过了麦西亚王国 -你的从哪儿弄来椰子的? -Through the Kingdom of Mercia. -Where did you get the coconuts?我们找到的We found them.在麦西亚? 椰子是在热带生长的Found them? In Mercia? The coconut is tropical.-你是什么意思? -这里是温带-What do you mean? -Well, this is a temperate zone.燕子向南顺时针方向飞行 不论是家燕还是鸻 The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover都在冬天寻找温暖的栖息地 它们是这里的常客may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.-你是说椰子自己能迁徙? -不是的 它们可以被带走-Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? -Not at all. They could be carried.什么? 一只燕子可以带走一只椰子?What? A swallow carrying a coconut?燕子可以抓住果壳It could grip it by the husk.这不是它抓住哪儿的问题 这是个简单的重量比例问题Its not a question of where he grips it. Its a simple question of weight ratio.一只五磅重的鸟不可能带走一只一磅重的椰子A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.那不重要 告诉你的主人It doesnt matter. Go tell your master that 从卡米洛特城hearts;堡hearts;来的亚瑟来了Arthur from Camelot is here.听着 为了维持在空气中的速度In order to maintain air-speed velocity,一只燕子每秒钟需要拍动翅膀四十三次 不是吗?a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?-拜托! -我说得对吗?-Please! -Am I right?-我不感兴趣 -可能是非洲燕子带来的-Im not interested. -It could be carried by an African swallow.或许是非洲燕子 但不会是欧洲燕子 我是那么