Gilmore Girls《吉尔莫女孩（2000）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

明天 我们的Joseph Stanford律师会来拜访Tomorrow our lawyer, Joseph Stanford, is coming by.- 那个疯子Sissy的爸爸 - 太糟了 你原来和她不是好朋友吗？- Crazy Sissys dad. - Thats terrible. You were good friends.她跟她的毛绒玩具说话 而毛绒玩具还会回答她She spoke to her stuffed animals, and they answered.- 我们换个新话题吧 - 你真的让人难以忍hearts;受- Lets start a new topic. - Youre impossible.她说了 换个新话题She said a new topic.一切都是笑话 所有人都是小丑Everythings a joke. Everyones a punch line.好了 我很抱歉Okay, Im sorry.我闺女 Henny YoungmanMy daughter, Henny Youngman.不好意思 我们的中国办事处出了点乱子Sorry for that. A little trouble in our China office.呃 我错过了什么？Well, what did I miss?我刚才让人难以忍hearts;受 然后又变成了个犹太喜剧演员I was being impossible. Then I turned into a Jewish comedian.- 你们继续吧 - 谢谢 我说到哪儿了？- Continue. - Thank you. Where was I?Joseph Stanford明天要来Joseph Stanford is coming tomorrow.对 所以Rory我和你姥爷觉得你在晚餐后...Yes. So, Rory, your grandfather and I thought it might be nice after dinner...在房hearts;子里四处走走 挑一下你希望我们在遗嘱里留给你的东西to go around the house and pick out what youd like us to leave you in our will.看看我办公室里的那张桌子 它是很棒的乔治亚风格的东西Take a look at that desk in my office. Its a really fine Georgian piece.我为什么从不带着录音机来吃晚饭呢？Why dont I ever bring a tape recorder to these dinners?你们想留给我什么都可以啊Anything you want to leave me is fine.胡说 你应该得到你想要的 就看看吧Nonsense. You should have what you like. Just look around.要是看到你喜欢的东西 就贴张便条在上面。When you see something you like, stick a Post-it on it.得了 你们俩已经奇怪到连我都感到惊讶的新境界了Okay, you two have officially hit a new level of weird that even I marvel at.- 你也可以挑东西啊 - 现在听上去不那么令人反感了- You can pick out things, too. - Now its way less creepy.你听到了吗 Richard？ 显然 我们很令人反感Did you hear that, Richard? Apparently were creepy.是啊 生活中得不断学习Yes, well, you live and learn.- 啊 太棒了 - 那是什么啊？- Oh, cool. - Whats that?- 是甜点 - 是布丁- Its dessert. - Its pudding.你既然知道它是什么 干嘛还问？If you knew what it was, why did you ask?- 你不喜欢布丁 - 对 但是你喜欢布丁啊- You dont like pudding. - Yes, but you like pudding.我酷爱布丁 我崇拜它...I love pudding. I worship it.我有一碗布丁放在壁炉架上...I have a bo