Ted Lasso《足球教练（2020）》第二季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

五秒后开始Were on in five seconds.四 三 二Four, three, two…早上好 今天是星期五Good morning. Its Friday.欢迎各位收看本节目 我是主持人杰夫斯特灵Glad you could join us. Im your host, Jeff Stelling,我身旁的是克里斯卡马拉和乔治卡特里克here with Chris Kamara and George Cartrick.（足球特辑）我们将迎来本赛季的最后一个周末As we head into the last weekend of the season,关于西汉姆联俱乐部变化的谣言 有了一些新的消息we have an update on those rumors of change at West Ham United.但首先 我们先关注一下英冠But first, we turn our attention to the championship以及AFC里士满 我们爱说脏话的前同事效力的俱乐部and AFC Richmond, the club of our former foulmouthed colleague…即罗伊肯特Roy Kent.今晨的头条新闻是The headline this morning is the news that泰德拉索在本赛季托特汉姆比赛期间离场Ted Lasso left in the middle of the Tottenham match this season并非因为肠胃问题 而是因为惊恐症发作not due to stomach problems, but because of a panic attack.（吉列赞助 足球星期六）拉索似乎要离开 Lasso appears to be leaving?乔治George?拉索显然不适合当教练Lassos clearly not fit to coach.拜托 乔治Come on now, George.-别这么冷血 -拜托 杰夫 得了吧-Be compassionate. -Come on. Come on, Jeff. Come on.比尔香克利会惊恐症发作吗 布莱恩克拉夫会吗 Would Bill Shankly have a panic attack, eh? Would Brian Clough?-亚历克斯弗格森会惊恐症发作吗 -这么说不公平-Would Alex Ferguson have a panic attack? -Be fair.他当然不会了 听着 如果你的船遇袭了No, of course he wouldnt. Look, if your ships being attacked, right?你跑到舰桥And you run to the bridge,你希望看到一位头脑正常的船长you want to find a captain whose brain works,而不是某个哭哭啼啼的家伙not some big girls blouse.我想念罗伊I miss Roy.（雀巢 麦片）（瑞贝卡即“老大” 泰德 别理那帮仇恨者）（如果需要什么就打电hearts;话hearts;给我）（莎伦医生语hearts;音hearts;留言）嗨 泰德 记住 真hearts;相hearts;会让你自hearts;由hearts;Hi, Ted. Remember, the truth will set you free,但首先它会让你愤怒but first itll piss you off.如果需要聊 请找我 祝周末好运Im here if you want to talk. Good luck this weekend.（米歇尔拉索：嗨 泰德 看到新闻了 希望你没事）（敲敲门）（是谁 ）（欧洲）（欧洲什么 ）（欧洲人hearts;民hearts;总算等到你起床了）（哈哈 你显然没事）（那么 是一大早有事 还是昨晚睡太晚 ）（抱歉 这和我没关系 多谢你的关心）（据称拉索因食物中毒离开球场）（新线人表示离场的真实原因是惊恐症）你们好Hey, fellas.-好 -这张不错-Yeah. -Good one.早安 苏珊Morning, Susan.早 你还好吗 泰德 Are you all right, Ted?是的 女士Yes, maam.你确定 Are you sure about that?（《星报体育版》 泰德的脑袋有问题 ）