30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

There she is! Whore of whores!总算找着你了! 贱hearts;人hearts;堆里出来的!My Frankie could have any woman on earth,and he chose you?我家Frankie有的是人追 他就选了你这么个货色?Ma! What are you doing here?娘亲! 你来这干什么?Why cant you just be happy that Im happy... With Liz?我和Liz很幸福 你怎么就不开心呢?- Can I just say one sentence? - Dio mio,im an old fool.- 我能插个嘴不? - 神呐 我真是老糊涂了What is wrong with me? My boys in love!我这是怎么回事? 我儿子恋爱了!Come over for dinner. Tonight.今晚过来吃饭吧Do you like ox,Liz? Ill defrost an ox for you.你爱吃牛肉吗 Liz? 我给你解冻一头牛Look,if the situation was reversed,you know Id pretend to be your boyfriend.要是你碰到这种情况 我也会装成你的男友I have a boyfriend. In Canada.姐有男友 在加拿大呢Seriously. Chris is in Canada for the week.说真的 Chris这周在加拿大And I cant be your girlfriend,cause Im not an old pedophile.我也不能做你女友 我又不是恋童癖老女人We prefer the term adultophobe.我们更愿意用长大恐惧症这个说法Lynn,what is going on here?Lynn 这是闹哪样啊?Well,Im hiding from Sylvia.我躲着Sylvia呢I got really good at hiding in prison and making wine in my toilet.坐牢时成了躲藏高手 在厕所里酿酒也很在行Does your mom not know you guys are together? Its been a year.你妈不知道你俩在一起么? 都一年了Sylvia doesnt approve of me.Sylvia不认可我No one can remember why anymore.没人记得原因You were his teacher,and you seduced him.因为你是他的老师 你勾引他Look,heres what happened.事情是这样的My mom was snooping in my room,cause she loves me,and she found a letter.我妈在我房hearts;间乱翻 因为母爱嘛 结果她找到一封信Look what I found in your pornography collection... A love letter.看看我从你的情hearts;色hearts;收藏里找到了什么 一封情书Who sent this to you? Who is L?谁写的? L是谁?So you told her L was me?所以你就告诉她我是L?Liz,we just need you to go along with this until...Liz 我们只要避避风头等到...- I dont know,my mom dies. - Or I die.- 我也不知道 等我妈死了 - 或者我死了No. Im not helping to protect this.不行 我才不要帮你掩护- Its creepy. - This is creepy?- 太诡异了 - 这也叫诡异?In prison,I was part of a fake family with a bald woman,坐牢时 我和一光头女人组建了家庭and our son was a basketball with a wig on it,but...我们的儿子是一个戴着假发的篮球 但...okay. Um,this is creepy.好吧 这才是真正的诡异Frank,tell your mother the truth,cause living a