30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

美国小屁孩歌hearts;唱大赛? and the home of the ?? and the home of the ??brave ?? brave ?jason,I really like your look.Jason 我喜欢你的造型You had it poppin tonight.今晚你hold住了舞台I totally disagree.Because I love your look.我和你不一样 我爱死你的造型了Youre a star.你俨然是一个明星了Believe in your dreams.Thank you.要坚信自己的梦想 谢谢Jason,have you ever put out a cigar on gilbert gottfrieds neck?Jason 你有没有在Gilbert Gottfried 脖子上放过雪茄?美国谐星 声音像被阉过的鸭子Because I have, and his screams were the worst thing id ever heard.我放过 他的叫声是我听过最难听的Until tonight.但今晚你超越了他Congratulations, youre a disgrace.恭喜你 成功地羞辱了自己? shoo-bee-doo-bee, shoo-bee-doo-bee-doobee ?? 嘻唰唰 嘻唰唰 ?? shoo-bee-doo-bee ? ah! I rolled my ankle. God!? 嘻唰唰 ? 脚扭了 晕!Also,jason,if you think youre passing for straight,youre embarrassing yourself.Jason 你要是觉得自己能全票通过 就是在自取其辱17 million people watched that show last night.一千七百万观众收看了昨晚的节目Not me. Ive got better things to do than watch jenna humiliate children.我可没看 没那闲工夫看Jenna羞辱小孩So you dont care that shayla made it to the next round?所以Shayla晋级了你也不关心?- How? She is so pitchy. - What can I tell you?- 咋会勒? 她那音走得哦 - 咋说呢...The audience just loves shaylas personal story.观众就是很爱Shayla的生活故事Did you know that both her mothers are serial killers?你知不知道她两个妈都是连环杀手?Thats america.这就是美国? shoo-bee-doo-bee, shoo-bee-doo-bee-doobee ?? 嘻唰唰 嘻唰唰 ?so,did you miss me over the break?你放假的时候有没有想我啊?Of course. A little less than my kidnapped wife,当然 虽然我更怀念我被绑hearts;架hearts;的老婆but I did get a nice christmas card from Avery and Kim jong-UN.不过我收到了来自Avery和金正恩的 精美圣诞贺卡打倒美帝豺狼 犹太光明节快乐At least I had some quality time with liddy.还好我和Liddy度过了一段快乐时光Shes like a little human tumbler of scotch.她就像一个人形威士忌酒杯You turning soft on me, donaghy?你把我当知心姐姐么 Donaghy?If you want,I can recommend a good gynecologist.要你愿意 我可以推荐你个妇科医生哈You know,cause I really like my guy.我对我那医生特别满意Hes sort of a doogie howser type.But younger.Doogie Howser那路线的 不过年轻点天才小医生的主角 16岁 Neil Patrick Harris扮演Arent you going to ask me how my-你不是应该问问我的-No. I