30 Rock《我为喜剧狂（2006）》第六季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

Ive finished my Cabletown self evaluation! Nailed it.我的Cabletown自我评价搞定啦My greatest weakness is humility.最大的弱点 谦虚Im probably the most humble person in the whole world.我不谦虚就没人谦虚了- I wrote that. - These self-evaluations are a charade.- 我写的 - 这种自我评价纯粹是逗你玩儿People cannot be impartial about themselves.没人对自己能客观公正You should read what some of your coworkers wrote.瞅瞅你的同事写的What three words best describe me?用四个字描述我?The. Complete. Package.哥-是-全-才My greatest weakness... Is chocolate.最大的弱点 巧克力Surprisingly the only person who was honest was Jenna.说话最实诚的居然是Jenna None.强项 无I am the worst person I know.没人比我更三俗When I used to live with Liz,跟小丽一起住那会儿I would videotape her sleeping and sell it to Japanese businessmen?我把她的睡态拍下来 然后卖hearts;hearts;给日本商人?No wonder that tour group kept calling me sleep whore-San.难怪那个观光团的人 一直叫我睡美人桑No,no,no,no,no. Dont read that.不不不 别看那个I filled it out last night after mixing alcohol with prescription... exhaustion.昨晚填表的时候 我喝的是酒和着处方药...劳累处方I need to redo it.我得重填I cant believe I have to read all of these.居然得读这些破东西This is the biggest waste of time since NBCs diversity writing program.这是自NBC开展多元化剧本项目后 最浪费生命的事情That was a good idea,but all of our actors are so white.那主意是不错 不过演员太白种人了Slap it to me,Daddy-O.交给我 爹地Popo popped dookie down by the vacants.警hearts;察hearts;在空地上拉粑粑This is Jenna. What are you wearing?我是Jenna 你光着不?Jenna,love,its English director Christopher Nolan.Jenna 亲 我是英国导演Christopher NolanMr.Nolan,I saw you across the room at the Dark Knight premiere.诺导 黑暗骑士首映那天 我在对面屋子看到您I was shooting blow darts at Maggie Gyllenhal from a heating vent.我正在通风管道 用飞镖戳Maggie GyllenhalYes. How would you like to be in my next movie?想参加我下一部电影咩?I quit this show! To hell with you all! Go to hell!姐不干了! 你们统统去屎!I just need you to do a quick camera test for me.只是需要你简单试下镜I do not understand Christopher Nolans methods.诺兰的手法我实在搞不懂Hes directing a live-action Smurfs sequel,他要导一部实景的蓝精灵续集so I went to Times Square,did cartwheels like h